Whomever greenlighted a Kidz Bop version of “Lollipop” needs to stage dive onto the 405 during rush hour immediately. I sincerely hope this isn’t real, otherwise someone’s sense of reasoning and logic lost.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?! HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?

*rests in peace*

As a side note, I’m loving how this series have taken a life of its own, and people are firing off links to the most hilariously fucked up shit. Props to Sirmac for this one.

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After seeing this flick, I’ve had serious thoughts of moving to wherever this is now, just so I can go in on a cop my damn self. Props to Jason for this one.

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I see my NMC brethren eskay has jumped in the www.weneedaboard.com fray as well. You know, for the first time in a long time, Ja Rule won. Ain’t that a bitch?

Detroit’s version of Bumpy Knuckles Trick Trick speaks on Yung Berg’s recent run-in with his cousin a fist. Logic, common sense and the parents of everybody involved in this mess lost. Hell I lost for posting this shit, and you’ll lose for watching it.

I’ll give them a C+ for their intentions, however.

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After all the (2)dope music we just dropped on ya’ll why not finish the night off (at least on my end) with some serious WTF footage. I saw this a few days ago, but the sites embed code was messed up. I seriously don’t know what to say about this one. I remember some people defending the aspiring stripper but if you attempt to say anything positive about this, you should be slapped (three times) then beat the fuck up (by Kimbo). Smh…

Before we get into this… there weren’t any updates as Meka was at Rock the Bells all day while Shake was running on his 24 hour drinking binge that started with Nas tearing the roof off! Patron x pineapple is the business! Shouts to King, D & Chanel for showing Shake a great time! Now onto the RAoF of the night. Bow Wow just put up a freestyle off his upcoming mixtape. That alone should be enough to get the award. I know I know. Hi hater. Fuck it. Check the video for such hot lines like:

• Keri Hilson, we can kick it like a soccer game
• Girls see me and like Planters, they go nuts
• Strip club like Seattle, you know I’ma make it rain
• I’m the truth like Sigel and oh by the way I’m fly like the Eagles (Get It?)

The dude has the nerve to throw the get it adlib to that line? Nooooo, we don’t get it. You’re metaphors and similies are flying past our heads at a rapid pace. And since I enjoy displaying Lil Bow Wow taking an L so much, hit the jump for some basketball action…

Oh man! You might remember the Random Acts of Fuckery with dude calling 911 because Subway missed some sauce. Well it just got better. TheSmokingGun got ahold of his mugshot, police report, etc. Fuck.ing.hil.air.ious.

“Dear Lord, please take the wackness out of rappin’…”

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I figure this: if you’re a rapper who mad a song called “Hi Hater,” you should expect the same backlash you supposedly turn your back at to happen. However, if you’re a fan and you go to a show featuring an artist you may get into a scrap with, you should have stayed your dumb ass at home. Both people lost this one. Props to O’sh for this one. UPDATE: Hit the jump for Maino’s response to the situation…