“One of these things just doesn’t belong here.”

No fucking comment. SMH.

Say what you want about his music, but this shit right here will have you in stitches.

*dead at Nicki as Ms. Piggy*

Prepare your verbal armaments for this impending song…

Shyne is ready to get back in the spotlight and tomorrow XXLMag.com will be world premiering the formerly incarcerated MC’s new song, named after his South American homeland, “Belize.”

Featuring posthumous appearances from former Bad Boy label mate The Notorious B.I.G. and Bob Marley, “Belize” finds Shyne Po rhyming over a laid back sample of the reggae legend’s track, “Sun is Shining.” – XXL

*violent face* at this entire idea. Good grief.

PREVIOUS: Shyne x XXL

Trust me when I say you won’t expect what comes out of home slice’s mouth.

Um, yeah. I don’t know what to say or expect either…

Eminem will appear on the hit cartoon series Family Guy this Sunday. The rapper will be featured in several programming breaks through the entire night on FOX. What will Eminem be doing on Family Guy? Well, as Em’s manager Paul Rosenberg says, “What? Why? Tune in and find out what Stewie and Em chop it up about… this is already classic TV material.”

Check for this aspiring RAoF nominee on Sunday (May 17). I had to edit the quote I spotted at Global Grind my damn self, because as a journalist that shit was just fucking embarrassing with all those fuck ups. I mean “Stuey?” Come the fuck on.

[vodpod id=ExternalVideo.787357&w=425&h=350&fv=]

So is looking like that slore from Ray-J’s show what’s crackin’ in these streets now? I understand that once you do something that extreme you’ve pretty much decided that your 9-to-5 isn’t going to be plunked down in front of a desk, but what if you’re already a failure at your current 9-to-5? Backup plan FAIL.

Last week I had a talk with a few cats about how Jim Henson was on that shit when he came up with shows like Muppet Babies and Fraggle Rock. This shit, however? This is just all kinds of wrong.

[vodpod id=ExternalVideo.764080&w=425&h=350&fv=]

Somebody over at Konvict needs to sign this guy. Immediately.

There’s waaaaay too many quotables on this one. This guy >>>> Fleece Johnson.

This is just all kinds of wrong.