“Mixxie” is already on my ballot for “best worst song of 2011.”

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Let’s hope the house of Harris doesn’t pull this one, either.

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And yes, I’m well aware of the ad takeover. Doesn’t make me like the album more, though.

#GettingArabMoney

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Apparently the powers over at Harris weren’t too appreciative of the post, so I’ve just added it down bottom.

It’s X-Mas time, so you know what that means: a buncha rappers going into the hood and passing out turkeys ins some half-attempt at moral redemption.

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These two don’t have any more to lose, what with them flushing their dignity down the drain years ago.

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The crazy shit you read on the Internets sometimes…

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Or, why Dr. Dre working with Kendrick Lamar may not exactly be the best idea, as much as I want it to be.

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I have to stop working while drinking. Or is that drinking while working?

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Yeah, I took some of what I wrote earlier an tossed it in today’s post. Who cares?

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You would think people would learn by now…

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Wayne is out of prison. Mothers of reasonably attractive daughters should start strapping chastity belts on their kids now.

READ: Slang Editorial: Will Wayne Still Have It?
ALSO READ: 10 People Who Love/Hate That Lil Wayne Is Out Of Jail (via The Well Versed)

And nobody better not steal my costume. It’s not like I really care, though.

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