Random Acts Of Fuckery: Erika Kane Edition

Everything I wanted to say about this was neatly wrapped up into one tight package courtesy of H8torade:

It was bound to happen. Rappers have been talking about bustin’ nuts and skeetin’ all over chicks for years now and Erika Kane has had enough. She’ll let you hit it from just about every angle but you’re gonna have to deposit your load somewhere else.

There are 4 words that no man wants to hear when they are fornicating…”don’t cum in me”. There is a 100% guarantee that if a man has the raincoat on that he’s going to bust…and bust inside of you.

There is a 99.9% chance that even if he doesn’t have a raincoat on he’s still going to drop his kids off deep in ya guts. That’s just how we are programmed.

I don’t think we have a song yet dedicated to chicks taking it in the ass. Someone needs to step up.

*standing ovation*

Random Acts Of Fuckery: Pinky Edition

In my defense, I don’t even like her adult films either. #TeamRoxyReynolds

Random Acts Of Fuckery: Double Shot Edition


Movin’ Like Berney Edition

It must be the holidays, because the RAoFs keep coming in spades now. Check out another down bottom. It hurts when Breathe…

Random Acts Of Fuckery: Detroit Edition


Oh my god, Based God…

Jesus Christ on a crutch… prepare to die at approximately the 1:16 mark…

Random Acts Of Fuckery: On The Job Edition

This video is 100% ass cookies, but the funniest part of this edition is that it was submitted via someone’s work email, while they were on the clock. Get back to work Brian; we here at the dopehouse will not be blamed for you losing your job because you’re visiting the site instead of working.

Random Acts Of Fuckery: Sesame Street Edition

… I give up.

Random Acts Of Fuckery: Peestyle Edition


Aaaaand this is why more people should work for UPS instead of rap. Seriously. What part of the game is this? Is that supposed to be cool or even funny? Am I too old to realize that it’s supposed to be funny and not quasi-fruity? Damn, someone’s family tree lost.

Random Acts Of Fuckery: King Hammer Edition

I really thought – and hoped – that Stanley wouldn’t go through with his planned “Hellboy” diss. But he did, and now the rest of the hip hop world dies a little bit more on the inside because of it. Good grief.

Random Acts Of Fuckery: *DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD* Edition

Add-2 sent this to me yesterday, but I couldn’t toss it up here because there was already an RAoF entry for the day. I swear, the ghetto’s trying to kill me with this one.

Random Acts Of Fuckery: Face Ride Edition

Spotted at LooseNeck.

Random Acts Of Fuckery: This Is Hip Hop Edition

This is waaaaaaay too early in the day for this kinda shit. Good grief. Props to Dallas.

Random Acts Of Fuckery: Cheerleader Edition

The sleepy town who introduced the world to the wonder that is Antione Dodson is back at it in this edition of RAoF. Seriously, of all the nignorant songs out in the world…

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