Over the past two weekends, Coachella held their annual Valley Music and Arts Festival. And to help poke fun at some of the attendees, Jimmy Kimmel sent his Lie Witness News video team down to Indio, CA and asked “fans” about certain bands. The catch? Absolutely zero of the names (minus 2 Door Cinema Club*) listed even exist. Yet… everyone “knew” about them. SmFh.
*Y’all really get too aggressive in the c-section haha. Shit ain’t that serious.
Absolute death at the irony of a company affiliated with Raynathan James being called “Fifth Amendment Ent.”
By now, I’m sure you all have heard Willie Norwood’s latest, uh, “single.” If not, apparently enough people have for the song to land on the Billboard charts this week. Now the guy – and of course he’d do this – will drop an accompanying video for “I Hit It First,” and my heart gently weeps because of it.
After Poor Little Tink Tink Simmons responded to getting confronted by an affiliate of Juelz Santana’s Skull Gang, the man of the moment himself took to the YouTube to divulge his own thoughts. This is all kind of entertaining, really, in a “detrimental to society” kind of way.
By now, everybody has seen this picture of the lesser-talented offspring of Rev. Run getting hands put on him by an affiliate of Juelz Santana’s Skull Gang, in response to JoJo’s random-as-hell “diss” song towards Juelz. So, in response to that, JoJo goes on some Ray-J-style rant about how he’s “not about violence” and how he “gets money and fucks bitties.” Yeah, because that is going to help matters.
The story the homie just told me about this shit, man… my day is done.
*crucifixion stare*
This makes my head hurt. Some of you basic bitches – and I am referring to both male and female “bitches” – just need to be unplugged from life to make this world a better place.
… and to all a good night. *throws laptop out of window* *follows laptop*
Ladies and germs, the first RAoF of 2013. Jesus, take the wheel.
The acting is on par with that one BET movie Meek Mill starred in. Suffice to say, I will be watching this mess when it airs.
I’m gonna need his team to start winning games first, before he can start rapping like shit is sweet in Staples. Dwight Howard is a coach-killer; quote me on that.
I’m a fan of deliberately bad shit. I’ve watched that terrible movie with Beyonce, Obsessed, countless times, put many of my friends on to Lil B (much to their chagrin) and started the RAoF section here based off my love for bad shit. So seeing these guys sing about FootAction products has me in stitches right now. FootAction is also running an Instagram contest that launched today where folks have a chance to win a $500 gift card from them as well. The theme is “gifting yourself,” which I’m assuming is what happens when you start crooning when you’re face-deep in a bubble bath like homeboy above. Check out another one down bottom.
