She ages like a fine wine. Andreas, you gotta introduce me to her one of these days, seriously. And don’t front like you wouldn’t, because we all would. More goodness under the cut.
Here’s the deal: every time I have to post a Jay-Z-related post, I’m gonna post a chick in the post as well. This time it’s Melyssa Ford’s lovely self. Any suggestions for others, hit the c-section.
Or, why I just needed a reason to post a picture of Melyssa Ford on here, because it’s been far too long since I’ve done so. Shouts to DJ Smallz.
As much shit I talk about one of my benefactors, every once in a while they come up with some worthwhile stuff. Bojangles Entertainment Television’s website recently dropped this list of 13 mixtapes and indie rap albums every music fan should have in their collection. Peep numbers 5, 6 and 11 also. And since I’m not as good on the PhotoShop game as my partner, I decided to “six degrees of Kevin Bacon” it and toss the lovely Ms. Ford up there. Anybody that can actually get how me & her are somehow intertwined each other (no, seriously) and I’ll send them a pair of kicks. Not really…
*would like to have birthday sex with ol’ girl above every single day*
DOWNLOAD: Red Cafe – Birthday Sex
Its 4am, I just finished the 2nd season of Entourage (which sparked tomorrow/tonight’s Saturday Night Sexy mind you) and I’m just not tired. So what better way to expend some energy than putting up a post on Melyssa’s KING magazine spread? I don’t care that she hasn’t done a video in three years, she’s still killing 90% of the video vixens in the game now. And I already know 95% of ya’ll aren’t even reading what I say right now and went right to the jump. Ha…