Wow. Just wow. Between crying while watching the Kim K tape and gettin anal with Mariah Carey (word to Eminem) Nick Cannon has become 2pac? *Sigh… thanks to woohah for the fuckery that is Nicky in his upcoming movie Ball Don’t Lie.

Next?

“take that, take that”

“Take off the jersey, loosen up the tie/ Step onto the court, Superman is alive!”

So I’m out celebrating my grandparents 50th Anniversary and forgot to record the Dunk Contest. Shit! Rest assured though, it’s up on here within seconds. Man I love the internets. Dwight Howard isn’t human, that is all. Check each round after the jump…