Archive for the 'RAoF' Category

Random Acts Of F*ckery: Coachella’s Fake Fans Edition

Over the past two weekends, Coachella held their annual Valley Music and Arts Festival. And to help poke fun at some of the attendees, Jimmy Kimmel sent his Lie Witness News video team down to Indio, CA and asked “fans” about certain bands. The catch? Absolutely zero of the names (minus 2 Door Cinema Club*) listed even exist. Yet… everyone “knew” about them. SmFh.

*Y’all really get too aggressive in the c-section haha. Shit ain’t that serious.

Ray J Will Continue To Troll Our Nightmares Because We Keep Letting Him…

Absolute death at the irony of a company affiliated with Raynathan James being called “Fifth Amendment Ent.”

By now, I’m sure you all have heard Willie Norwood’s latest, uh, “single.” If not, apparently enough people have for the song to land on the Billboard charts this week. Now the guy – and of course he’d do this – will drop an accompanying video for “I Hit It First,” and my heart gently weeps because of it.

PREVIOUS: Ray J Talks “I Hit It First” On Hot 97 (Audio)

And Now, The Guy Who Put Hands On JoJo Simmons Speaks (Video)

After Poor Little Tink Tink Simmons responded to getting confronted by an affiliate of Juelz Santana’s Skull Gang, the man of the moment himself took to the YouTube to divulge his own thoughts. This is all kind of entertaining, really, in a “detrimental to society” kind of way.

Random Acts Of F*ckery: JoJo Simmons Edition

By now, everybody has seen this picture of the lesser-talented offspring of Rev. Run getting hands put on him by an affiliate of Juelz Santana’s Skull Gang, in response to JoJo’s random-as-hell “diss” song towards Juelz. So, in response to that, JoJo goes on some Ray-J-style rant about how he’s “not about violence” and how he “gets money and fucks bitties.” Yeah, because that is going to help matters.

Random Acts of F*ckery: Ray J Hit It First Edition

Oh man… this Ray J guy just doesn’t stop. As if the Unkut mixtape wasn’t enough, he really pixelated (Kanye West style on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy) a picture of Kim Kardashian for the cover of his next single, entitled “I Hit It First.” I’m not sure whether I should laugh at the overall hilarity of the situation or feel sorry for dude, considering he’s still trying scratch and claw at fame over a five-year-old sextape. Dah well… for those that are actually curious about the music (*shrugs), the single drops this Tuesday on iTunes.

Random Acts Of F*ckery: Law & Order: SVU Edition (Video)

The story the homie just told me about this shit, man… my day is done.

Random Acts Of F*ckery: Jesus Christ! Edition

*crucifixion stare*

Random Acts Of F*ckery: Instagram Edition

This makes my head hurt. Some of you basic bitches – and I am referring to both male and female “bitches” – just need to be unplugged from life to make this world a better place.

Random Acts Of F*ckery: Ruined Childhood Edition, Vol. 1

… and to all a good night. *throws laptop out of window* *follows laptop*

Random Acts Of F*ckery: Oh, Frenchie Edition

During an conversation with Rap-Up, French Montana felt the need to call his upcoming LP Excuse My French the “best album to come out in a decade.” No, you read that right. And while I don’t know French personally (and I hear he’s a “good guy”), but this is just… laughable? Do I enjoy some of his music? When the situation calls for it, yes. But… it’s mostly for the other people on the songs. We might as well call this a compilation anyways, as we all know there will be 50-11 features sprinkled all over it. Anyways, lets open up the comment section down bottom so the dopeboyz/girlz can express their feelings. Maybe I’m hating, maybe I’m not. I just know damn well, there is no possible way French Montana will have the BEST album in the last 10 years.

Random Acts Of F*ckery: Spring Breakers Edition

Ladies and germs, the first RAoF of 2013. Jesus, take the wheel.

Random Acts Of F*ckery: Lil Wayne Gets Another Face Tattoo Edition

Inspired by the Baker skating company logo, Lil Wayne thought it was a good idea to get “Baked” permanently tattood on his forehead. Man, I don’t know…

Site Meter