Rick Ross’ Next Album Will Be Called…

We don’t know yet, but Ross took to Twitter to share that he’ll reveal the title on January 7th. Until then, let’s have some fun in the c-section. Any guesses?

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142 Responses to “Rick Ross’ Next Album Will Be Called…”

  1. The Last of a Dying Breed

    Donnie said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:36 pm

  2. Teflon Bra

    Some Guy said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:39 pm

  3. A Gay Night In With The Fart Squad

    Snappy said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:39 pm

  4. Gangstas Move in Silence

    THT said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:40 pm

  5. No Bras Shall Prosper…Ever

    BringMoreHoes said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:40 pm

  6. the untouchable

    andrew said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:40 pm

  7. God Forgives, My Stomach Doesn’t (The Pepto Bismol Chronicles)

    Larry the Cable Man said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:41 pm

  8. MMG: More Men Grunting (The Empire)

    jerry said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:42 pm

  9. Beard Fart Politics Vol. 1

    spuddy c said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:42 pm

  10. Rick Ross – Industrial Size Stomach Pumps, Vol. 1

    rick bawse said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:43 pm

  11. detox (from cakes)

    muk said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:44 pm

  12. i read the comments and jokes/insults on this site and always wonder what the age demographic is. my best guess is 17-21.

    raww said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:44 pm

  13. Forever Fat

    Witchahoeass said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:45 pm

  14. Fat Kid F.A.R.T. City

    Mr Visserplein said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:46 pm

  15. 2db should refrain from making the csection contribute jokes. all you get is the most predictable gay and fat jokes. lame af

    greg said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:47 pm

  16. Coke-Induced Fart Tales Vol. 1

    Snappy said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:49 pm

  17. Deeper Than Fat

    poop master. said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:49 pm

  18. Getting Raped in Prison: Now Imma G

    BOI said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:50 pm

  19. Teflon Bra gets my vote

    ccc said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:50 pm

  20. Only Built 4 Cuban Farts

    Snappy said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:51 pm

  21. Wtf lol

    Chavo said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:52 pm

  22. “Buffet Music”

    Vmoneybaggz said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:53 pm

  23. Never Going Platinum

    LouisArtisan said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:53 pm

  24. Get Rich Or Die Farting

    spuddy c said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:54 pm

  25. Hold My Fat Back

    jerry said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:54 pm

  26. Ready To Fart

    spuddy c said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:54 pm

  27. Reasonable Fart

    spuddy c said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:55 pm

  28. Triple Whopper Dreams.

    broseph said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:56 pm

  29. Not one funny person on this site

    greg focker said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:56 pm

  30. The Chronic Cakes

    j said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:57 pm

  31. Fart? Thee Album

    Mr Visserplein said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:58 pm

  32. Between A Fart And A Gay Place

    Mr Visserplein said this on January 5th, 2013 at 8:58 pm

  33. Tears of Boys

    jerry said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:01 pm

  34. Beats, Rhymes % Farts

    spuddy c said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:03 pm

  35. McRibs Music

    Shotgun Charlie said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:03 pm

  36. Ten Reese’s Pieces.

    Andrew said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:03 pm

  37. Brownies Make Me Cum

    yo sup said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:03 pm

  38. Liquid Farts

    Mr Visserplein said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:05 pm

  39. Come Fart With Me

    Mr Visserplein said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:05 pm

  40. Farting Atoms

    Mr Visserplein said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:05 pm

  41. Wing Stop: the original soundtrack

    super z said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:06 pm

  42. R.I.B.S.
    Real Ignorant Biter Style

    first song called “Special Sauce”

    Eazy said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:06 pm

  43. The Feast of Champions: Power On My Plate.

    KG605 said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:10 pm

  44. 3 Feet High And Farting

    Farting Til Infinity

    Fart On Both Sides

    Hard To Fart

    Word…Fart

    Paid In Farts

    Dah Fartin’

    Mama Said Fart You Out

    lewiscoltbine said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:10 pm

  45. “Weight Watchers Can’t Hold Me Back”

    mez said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:15 pm

  46. Do You Want Farts???!!!!?!!!

    Mecca And The Fart Brother

    The Fart Immaculate

    lewiscoltbine said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:16 pm

  47. Teflon Bra gets my vote too. and Shake definitely knew what he was doing.

    mez said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:16 pm

  48. POST MUSIC OR THE ALBUM NAME! THESE POST ARE POINTLESS

    nickd said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:17 pm

  49. FART FART FART!!!

    farts r us said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:18 pm

  50. THE KFC DON

    hmm yeaa said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:19 pm

  51. KFC DON = KHALED’S FAT CHILD

    hmm yeaa said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:20 pm

  52. *UGH*: THE ALBUM

    thatrealshit said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:21 pm

  53. WE THE FATTEST (or HUNGRIEST)

    jkjkjkjk said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:24 pm

  54. Teflon Don’t.

    kardashianhairyasshole said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:25 pm

  55. Blunts N Butt cracks

    buhhh said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:27 pm

  56. Enter the Restaurant (36 Meals)

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:28 pm

  57. 8 Diaphragms

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:29 pm

  58. Man vs. McDonalds

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:31 pm

  59. I dont know about the title of the album… FIRST SINGLE : DEEZ NIGGAS ATE ALL MY SNACKS. FT Fat Joe .

    Charlie said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:31 pm

  60. Get Fat and Die Tryin

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:33 pm

  61. This Bra Can’t Hold My Back Fat

    John said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:33 pm

  62. Mysterious Phat – the meals of SpaceFatRicly

    Sgp all day said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:35 pm

  63. Teflon Skillets
    Eggs in the Pyrex
    McDonalds n Maybachs
    Mealchasers
    Sorry these arent that great

    mez said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:41 pm

  64. No One Can Eat It Better

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:41 pm

  65. It Takes a Nation of DEEZ NIGGAS to Hold Me Back

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:46 pm

  66. Lethal Liposuction Injection

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:48 pm

  67. 2BurgerLips Now

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:50 pm

  68. Careless Diet: Chewing on the Last Chicken Wing

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:52 pm

  69. Good Kid, f.A.t. City

    Channel MAYBACH

    Based On A F.A.T. Story

    Food & Maybachs

    Vicious Hamburgers & Dangerous Strokes

    I think *UGH*: The Album gets my vote though. I mean, why not name the album for what the nigga is known for? *UGH*

    Big-O said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:52 pm

  70. cruel stomach

    CTG said this on January 5th, 2013 at 9:57 pm

  71. My Ugly Fat Twisted Titties

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:02 pm

  72. 808s and Heart Attacks

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:03 pm

  73. Officer Ricky

    qbn said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:10 pm

  74. God Forgives, I Eat

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:11 pm

  75. Ready To Lie
    Long Live Until You Have A Seizure And Die
    The Hunger For Much More
    2001 lbs
    Life Is Food

    j said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:12 pm

  76. Another Rappers Upcoming Album Title…Watch Him Steal A Title Name Like He Did 50(Teflon Don) & Cory Gunz(God Forgives, I Don’t)…

    Shad"e" said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:14 pm

  77. why ya’ll act like Rick Ross is the 1st fat rapper??
    Biggie, Pun, The Fat Boys, Bonecrusher, 8Ball, Fat Joe, Big Moe, Bizarre, E-40, Gorrila Black, Scarface, Casual, Raekwon, Chubb Rock, Biz Markie, Heavy D, Vinnie Paz, Bubba Sparxxx, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Tone Loc, P.M. Dawn, Erick Sermon, Mack 10, Haystak, Ice Cube, among others. Why ya’ll act like Ross is the first fat rapper & like it’s necessary to say random fat jokes, i don’t hear jokes bout ScHoolboy Q now that he’s fat or Smoke DZA & i’m not even a Ross fan i just see all the fat jokes as mad random.

    hiphopfan said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:14 pm

  78. Strictly 4 My Fat N.I.G.G.A.Z.

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:17 pm

  79. Reveal a new diet plan Rick

    lookatmenow said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:23 pm

  80. Overly Constipated ?

    pick x said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:25 pm

  81. Stillfatic

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:25 pm

  82. Jo-Nathan said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:27 pm

  83. Through the Shirt: The Nipple Chronicles

    pick x said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:31 pm

  84. then yall wonder why “reap hip hop” gets no play. cause youd rather talk about ross weight than support people you actually like. no wonder the traffic on this site is underperforming

    randy said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:32 pm

  85. @randy

    wtf does “real hip hop” have to do with anything on this post? haha you sound stupid

    Mature Gambino said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:35 pm

  86. part of real hip hop is the humor ..you cant tell me the the best hip hop songs ever are dull and with no emotion fuck boy I hate all these serious hip hop fucks ..its a joke ..take it easy like that Dick up you’re ass :)

    pick x said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:37 pm

  87. Southernfriedchickenwingmaybachmuzik

    GiZA said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:41 pm

  88. ^^ Fuck you mean…the nigga walks around with his shirt off like he’s auditioning for the new 007 flick…it’s obscene…his fat ass deserves to get clowned

    BringMoreHoes said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:41 pm

  89. lol Yall know He wont put Fat or Fart in His Title

    2 Pac said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:43 pm

  90. Debunk In My Trunk
    On The Road To Wingdition
    Embrace Your True Self: How I Lied To A Million
    Chicken & Leers
    Search and Seizures

    BringMoreHoes said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:49 pm

  91. Boobies in my Damn Chain

    I Rize (Breakin Silence Radio) said this on January 5th, 2013 at 10:53 pm

  92. “Debunk In My Trunk: Search, Seizures, Chicken, No Caesar (Salad)”

    BringMoreHoes said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:02 pm

  93. @pick x

    There have been alot of good hip hop songs posted today, yet they only have about 1 comment each, while the guy yall claim isnt real hip hop has 100 and counting. gtfoh

    The faggots on this site hate ross, yet they invest more time in hating him than they do with supporting their favorite artist.

    randy said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:04 pm

  94. @randy and then next week they will all have the nerve to complain that there isnt enough real hip hop when meka posts a nicki minaj headline. Hypocrites. non supporting, non album buying. worst fans a rapper could ask for = back packer faggots. thats why they all flop.

    Cena said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:10 pm

  95. Chicken-n-Beer… oh wait…

    Christopher Bridges said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:14 pm

  96. @GiZA PLEASE STOP!… Muhfucka got get me in tears n shit…

    ‘My Ugly Fat Twisted Titties’

    ’808 & Heart Attacks’ *ROFL*

    *DEAD*

    2Funny said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:19 pm

  97. It Was Eaten

    Amygdala said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:21 pm

  98. Ready To Lie gets my vote…

    2001 lbs tho… LMFAO

    2Funny said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:22 pm

  99. Lifestlez Ov Da Fat & Duplicitous

    Amygdala said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:25 pm

  100. The Chronic [Chest Pain]

    Amygdala said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:27 pm

  101. The F.A.T. Album

    Amygdala said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:28 pm

  102. @randy @ cena

    That’s bullshit, and you’re comparing apples and oranges. Independent albums and artists who have mainstream success are a rarity in this day and age…it’s all about finding a niche and making a living to feed your family for these artists, not balling out.

    Speaking for myself I purchased several albums last year, and I know other people who frequent this site who support as well, so don’t be so quick to generalize. Kendrick gave me a bunch of free music prior to Section.80, copped it. Same with Soul, Mind control, copped it. Was hyped for the Evidence record, copped it. Homeboy Sandman debut, copped it. K.R.I.T., Lupe, and even Sonnymoon, all copped.

    These artist of substance want to be buoyed (financially) until their next project, and not compared to the Ross’s of the world who want to over-saturate the industry with trash, make $100 million and bounce.

    BringMoreHoes said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:29 pm

  103. Ready to bet it’s going to be simply: Self Made.

    iamnmai said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:34 pm

  104. O.N.H.S.I.F.C. – ONLY NIGGA HAVING SEIZURES IN FIRST CLASS

    spencer said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:36 pm

  105. haha!! ^^^^ God Didn’t Forgive I Still Haven’t Gone Plat.

    Code said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:41 pm

  106. “CO to a Kilo”

    BAWSE said this on January 5th, 2013 at 11:48 pm

  107. Ready to Fry: The Fatass Chronicles

    Bitches be Trippin said this on January 6th, 2013 at 12:06 am

  108. Haaaaaaa wow y’all killin the Saturday post haha ppl needa chill stans that be “808s and Heart Attacks” I’m dead “Southernfriedchickenwingmaybachmuzik” ah shiiiit “O.N.H.S.I.F.C. – ONLY NIGGA HAVING SEIZURES IN FIRST CLASS” but this tho “Chicken-n-Beer… oh wait…” haha

    2dope4nope said this on January 6th, 2013 at 12:18 am

  109. Howfatimi or Telltoomanyli

    Chickenboxxx/The Stench Below

    [Forget Idlewild... Just] Idle

    Mac n Cheese… *hold up*

    At The Speed Of Service

    40 lies and 40 Personalities

    Braless

    Weapons Of Lipo Suction

    Visceral Nurishment

    Straight Outta McDonalds’

    Efil4sregrub or Efil4seil

    Ate In Full

    The [Not So] Slim Shady LP

    McNugget’s Drop(ped) Out [My Bag]

    It Stinks And My Tits Are Hot

    …And Then There Was Pudding

    The Great Indigestion

    Step In The Diner

    The Wrath Of Salad

    When Diabetes Strikes…

    Back On My D.P. (Diet Plan)

    The Lost Grapes

    Lies Forever

    Take (Some) Napkins

    Mash Potato Posse

    Mr. [Col.] Sanders

    Lies on All Sides

    Dah Lyin’

    Enta Da Caj[-un]

    Lies Willin’

    Til An Artery Pops

    The Impostrous

    [They Got It] Infamy

    Eat Now, Fry Later

    All Liez From Me

    The B.B.Q. Grilluminati: The 7 Course Theory

    Tyler Durden said this on January 6th, 2013 at 12:21 am

  110. Gangster Disciples <<< I'll say is the title b/c I'm sure the nigga wants his pass and no meek "repo" from the Chi

    2dope4nope said this on January 6th, 2013 at 12:22 am

  111. DEE NIGGAZ WANNA TAKE MY SNACKS

    brody said this on January 6th, 2013 at 1:35 am

  112. WILL RAP FOR FOOD

    BRODY said this on January 6th, 2013 at 1:36 am

  113. WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A KLONDIKE

    BRODY said this on January 6th, 2013 at 1:36 am

  114. Two Tits & Chicken Wings.

    Slaughterhouse said this on January 6th, 2013 at 1:36 am

  115. #HUNGRY

    BRODY said this on January 6th, 2013 at 1:36 am

  116. TIG OL BITTIES

    BRODY said this on January 6th, 2013 at 1:38 am

  117. RICK “I NEVER WEAR A SHIRT EXCEPT WHEN I SWIM” ROSS

    BRODY said this on January 6th, 2013 at 1:39 am

  118. Still Not Platinum

    Infamous said this on January 6th, 2013 at 3:33 am

  119. GD Nightmares

    Gen said this on January 6th, 2013 at 3:52 am

  120. God Eats Salads, I don’t

    swagonmydick said this on January 6th, 2013 at 5:03 am

  121. my ambitions as a diabetic

    chef said this on January 6th, 2013 at 7:37 am

  122. Moving Weight: How the FBI Helped Me Lose Weight, So the GD’s Couldn’t Find Me: The Movie

    Coka said this on January 6th, 2013 at 7:51 am

  123. this c-section is awesome!

    LexiCon said this on January 6th, 2013 at 8:44 am

  124. Wings Stopped My Career.

    Nigga actin like we waiting for his album. Anouncing this a day before announcing the title.FOH. U ain’t no gangster nigga, you just another lost nigga.

    Powblenmg said this on January 6th, 2013 at 8:55 am

  125. Watch the Cholesterol

    @randy, I rep Tech N9ne cause he’s my favorite [my name means T(ech)N(9ne)F(or)T(he)W(in)] but I still participated in this c-section. You’re acting like Ross is a good rapper or something…

    T9FTW said this on January 6th, 2013 at 9:33 am

  126. Snitches and Twinkies

    Gutta gutta said this on January 6th, 2013 at 9:50 am

  127. 10 keys of Butter

    Rocket said this on January 6th, 2013 at 10:06 am

  128. he said something about this on his instagram a few months ago… He said something about it being called “The Chronic”

    DJ Mista Xclusive said this on January 6th, 2013 at 12:00 pm

  129. Blurry Tits and Diabeetus.

    DBS said this on January 6th, 2013 at 12:30 pm

  130. Teflon Con
    Deeper Than Snacks
    Food Court of Miami

    lol said this on January 6th, 2013 at 12:48 pm

  131. Officer Ricky: Tales of a fake gangster

    Pragmatic said this on January 6th, 2013 at 1:21 pm

  132. Fat fuck : Volume 2

    koke said this on January 6th, 2013 at 1:40 pm

  133. WOO

    Same beat same stories

    Jan 7th

    Rosay said this on January 6th, 2013 at 2:02 pm

  134. O.N.H.S.I.F.C. – ONLY NIGGA HAVING SEIZURES IN FIRST CLASS

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    HAAAAAA *Winner*

    91&^uP said this on January 6th, 2013 at 2:57 pm

  135. Ambitionz Az a Liar

    GiZA said this on January 6th, 2013 at 3:48 pm

  136. Jackin’ for Names

    GiZA said this on January 6th, 2013 at 3:51 pm

  137. Im crying at this one

    Banco said this on January 6th, 2013 at 3:56 pm

  138. Deeper Fried Than Rap

    Goof said this on January 6th, 2013 at 4:17 pm

  139. Immaculate. Not a fan of dude but I’m guessing he’s got that type of ish in mind.

    Hip Nomads said this on January 6th, 2013 at 4:19 pm

  140. All you lame whiteboys and niggas postin what u think is funny is lame AF. Go do your mum a favour and suck your dads dick.

    Damn said this on January 6th, 2013 at 5:14 pm

  141. nobody cares…

    ZZZZZ said this on January 6th, 2013 at 9:14 pm

  142. Fillet-O-Fish Scale

    Amygdala said this on January 7th, 2013 at 12:08 am

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