10 Reasons Not To Leave Your Girl Around Drake (Video)


I can’t.

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55 Responses to “10 Reasons Not To Leave Your Girl Around Drake (Video)”

  1. most women think drakes a faggot only a bitch nigga would jock drake like u sellouts

  2. This mudafucka just spoiled The Lion King for me..

  3. Lion King was spoiled when that lame who made a trash album started going around calling himself Simba

  4. nigga prolly got olive garden on spead dial…this shit was funny whether u like drake or not, lighten up bitches

  5. “his whole outfit is blanket.”

  6. DRAKE MAKES BEAUTIFUL MUSIC AND TALKS ABOUT FEELINGS WHICH MOST OF U ARE 2 SCARED TO DO SHUT UP

    seriously tho, to quote a CH sample ‘uhhhhhh, nigga you gay’

  7. totally unrelated but u guys hear 50 – what up gangsta PART 2????

    http://rapdose.com/2011/11/19/50-cent-what-up-gangsta-pt-2

  8. “I’m all the Drake you need, that’s all I’m sayin.” lmao

  9. “you don’t want somebody around your girl who says what they want to hear”

    “gay neighbor fucked my girl”

    all i took from this was that these lames have no game for a chick’s ear

  10. Showing emotion don’t make me a pussy…don’t make music for niggas WHO DON’T get pussy …ha they said it themselves if u was a real nigga would neva have to worry about another nigga and ur girl worry bout u first get yo shit together while u tryna be funny he sliding in n out ur girl talkin bout her feelins ha real nigga wassup .

  11. I see someone never watched The Boondocks, quote was hilarious though..

  12. @FRESHONE: Lol, bitter Drake stan. This has nothing to do with J. Cole, but you feel the need to insult him because you know he’s 10x better than Aubrey.

  13. @FRESHONE: Lol, bitter Drake stan. This has nothing to do with J. Cole, but you feel the need to insult him because you know he’s 10x better than Aubrey.

  14. This is some gay ass shit man… you got grown men debating another man’s game.

  15. If you say gay on the internet son, you gay. Oh fuck. African American culture is laughably homophobic. Drake is the Lamb Whisperer though.

  16. I watched this last night. I am subscribed to the channel. Actually really good discussions

  17. of all the good videos jumpofftv makes, like battles/beef being dead or mainstream vs underground and more, 2dopeboyz decides to post 10 reasons why not to leave your girl around drake -________- what.the.fuck. really? really? yall niggaz need to be ashamed of yall selves. OBVIOUSLY you niggaz are in love with drake…

    “oh, we just GOTTA post this video on why not to leave your girl around drake.” lmao REALLY? ‘uhhhhhh, nigga you gay’

  18. watch the video dumbass they make fun of drake the whole time

  19. Lowkey’s eyes freak me out. Hilarious video nonetheless.

  20. I never got why Internet people give Drake a hard time. I am a fan but I listen to all kinds of music. Florence and the machine, kings of leon, james blake, M83 etc. Its almost always the ppl who are so narrow minded in music that think Drake is too emotional. It’s music. he makes songs. Theirs plenty of other artists out their that have albums full of emotional shit. this isn’t new in music. But he sold what like 700,000 his first week? am sure he ain’t trippin

  21. Pitchforks Review:

    J.Cole – Coal World: The Christmas Story [Score: 6.1]

    Drake – Take Care [Score: 8.6 Best New Music]

    …10x better, hmm?

  22. haha that GIF and the blog title hilarious

  23. Please, go to rap sites, not all of these mainstream websites.It’s like when Rolling Stone called Eminem the king of rap. I’m a huge Eminem fan, but he’s not the king. If you’re a real rap fan, you know Cole is better. He’s more lyrical, more creative, and touches on so many deep and important subjects. You don’t get along with people on blog sites because they grew up on hip-hop, you probably started listening to rap when it went mainstream so you think this guy crying over every track is acceptable. The fact that you consider Take Care a rap album is laughable when it was a lot more pop and RnB (mostly pop). J. Cole is a rapper, a damn good one. Drake is boring, corny, and repetitive with his subject matter and flow when he raps, and has to use autotune when he sings. Where is the talent? And I’ll repeat, this had nothing to do with J. Cole, but you brought him up anyway, so I bet even you know Cole is a better rapper, you just won’t admit it.

  24. And that site you went to gave The Cool an 8.1 and Food and Liquor a 7.9. Do you actually believe that Take Care is better than both of those masterpieces?

  25. Look at these J cole fans all mad. J cole is not better than Drake in anyway check out the reviews for take care vs Cole World. Check out the Album sales too. Check out who going to make more money on tour LMAO. Not even debate-table

  26. 1. Sales mean nothing. C4 went platinum in 1.5 weeks and that was a terrible album.
    2. Check the reviews on actual rap sites.
    3. Take Care shouldn’t be classified as a rap album
    4. Debatable*

    Now please, #SitDown

  27. @FRESHONE: smh at you for using sales as an excuse….

    Anyways, Cole World was flop guys, just admit it! You guys put Cole too high on the pedestal. And Take Care, oh gosh….. that shit was horrific, production was okay, The Weeknd & Stevie Wonder’s parts were nice, K. Dot & 3 Stacks’ verses were great but Drake crying about stupid shit & him TRYING to sing is what ruined this album, also those god awful veres from Lil Wayne’s wack ass. Overall both albums were 3/10.
    & just to piss people off: Camp > Ambition >>>>>>>>>>>> Cole World = Take Care

  28. And check user reviews and let the people speak.

  29. @Nikki: Cole World was disappointing. Especially after FNL, but still better than Take Care. I agree with everything else you said though. I’m saying J. Cole as a rapper is better than Aubrey. In every field. Flow, subject matter, energy, etc.

  30. @SitDown
    Lmao, “boring, corny, and repetitive with his subject matter” is exactly what I´d call Cole. Dude hasn´t switched his formula since 09. It´s the same old shit on Cole World that was on the Warm Up tape. Dude hasn´t evolved at all. Not saying Drake is much better but IMO Take Care is easily better than CW, without a doubt. FNL was better than both of em tho.

  31. @SitDown: No doubt about Cole being a better rapper, but it seems he lost his hunger for music after FNL tbh.

  32. Kendrick Lamar is better than both of them. I’m done with this. #timetosleep

  33. Niggas love to hate in the C-Section why I dont know. There is no reason to hate on Drake or J. Cole. Both are great artists. Both made great albums with Take Care and Cole World. Why are you hating? Stop comparing them. Just listen to the music and chill.

  34. @Nikki: Yea, I thought the same thing. But he’ll grow and learn from past mistakes. It’s just his debut and look how closely It’s being compared to Drake’s sophomore. But anyway, sleep.

  35. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. TUPAC WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN EVERYONE SO STOP TRIPPIN!!!

    btw TDE and JLR >>>>

  37. Camp was better then both cole and Drakes album

  38. Did somebody asay ambition was better than Take Care ? um no. What was Wale Album even about because it def was not about Ambition. Drake just living the life having sex with the women J cole and Wale Dream of TAKE CARE

  39. Cole World = Ambition >>>>> Take Care. Sure CW and Ambition are not Wale’s and Cole’s best shit, but the production is still nice, lyrics are not watered down, and they still pretty much rap about the same shit. Take Care on the other hand is just emo rap, stealing flows (really Drake? a poem? That’s Wale’s style), and simple to understand lyrics. No punchlines, no metaphors, no wordplay that goes over your head. Only highlights of Take was Kendrick Lamar, and Andre 3000. To put it simply, in Headlines, Drake says “Soap Opera rapper , these niggas sound like All My Children”. This is coming from the guy that made Brand New, Marvin’s Room, etc.

    P.S. For the people saying Cole (or any other rapper for that matter) rap about the same shit too much,i bet that the moment that he decides to change up his style you’re gonna start yelling “SELLOUT, SELLOUT”

  40. That dark dude remind me of Big Ghostface lol. Just saying. “He get’s manicure on his feet. I dunno what they call it but he gets manicures on his feet fingers.” lmao

  41. “Drake just living the life having sex with the women J cole and Wale Dream of TAKE CARE” – FRESHONE

    See, this is why they hate YOU son. Living vicariously through Drake’s eyebrows and beards instead of judging the music for what it is. You aren’t a Hip Hop fan. What you are is fascinated with the lives of other men.

  42. lmao “I’m worried about Usher sleeping with my aunt” ahahaha

  43. Drake makes good music, but I can’t listen to it. But if you niggas tryna get in touch wit yo sensitive side yo bitch don’t leave you, then this is the music for you.

  44. Cole World = Ambition >>>>> Take Care. Sure CW and Ambition are not Wale’s and Cole’s best shit, but the production is still nice, lyrics are not watered down, and they still pretty much rap about the same shit. Take Care on the other hand is just emo rap, stealing flows (really Drake? a poem? That’s Wale’s style), and simple to understand lyrics. No punchlines, no metaphors, no wordplay that goes over your head. Only highlights of Take was Kendrick Lamar, and Andre 3000. To put it simply, in Headlines, Drake says “Soap Opera rapper , these niggas sound like All My Children”. This is coming from the guy that made Brand New, Marvin’s Room, etc.

    P.S. For the people saying Cole (or any other rapper for that matter) rap about the same shit too much,i bet that the moment that he decides to change up his style you’re gonna start yelling “SELLOUT, SELLOUT”

    Mr. Coolish said this on November 20th, 2011 at 8:59 am

    ^ this.

  45. …if only the woman of these “hard” motherf*ckers could talk , Im willing to bet that the niggas on here screaming drakes a faggot are the same niggas telling their girls to lick the rim and tickle theyre asses with the pinky smh….if you dont like the music cool but calling the man a faggot is some bitch shit seriously some of you are spewing mad estrogen but then again your “real” men who wake up slap. kick and spit on your bitch every morning right. My point half the shit Drake says is the sam shit you probally use on your girl yall need to get off your own dicks for real

  46. Camp sucked ass. The only good songs on Camp was Bonfire & All The Shine. Honestly those 2 songs sum up the whole album. He either does a depressing song about how sad his life was growing up or he does a “hype” song stealing Lil Wayne’s whole flow.

    Cole World > Section.80 > C.A.T.S. Can > The R.E.D. Album > I’m Gay > Camp > WTT > C4 > Take Care

  47. Whats softer? Drake or somebody who feels threatened by him so much that they feel insecure about they girl being in the same room with him? Really I bet most the same people mad at Drake be cupcakin with they girl and pillow talking all night but then act like they really out pimpin bitches. Take Care isnt the best album but I doubt anybody under 25 really understands what he did with that album cause he basically did what Diddy tried to do with Last Train except he actually did it correctly. Now I know the “your a Drake stan” comments are coming but seriously since 07 Drake has probably put out a couple hundred rap songs so acting like he hasnt already done plenty of rapping is crazy. Everything he said on Over Mt Dead Body is pretty much true cause the hate he gets for actually bringing back the “art” in artist, is just funny at this point. There are albums out that smash on Take Care but Cole World aint on of them because even though his album is soft as cotton candy its still a personal and interesting album. I wasnt expect to hear Cats & Dogs when I first listened to Take Care.

  48. This fat nigga really ?? I really doubt he could pull a chick bad enough for Drake to want to fuck…. Probably has a stretch mark belly…. C’MON little fat black boy from Peter Pan…..I’m not buying that at all.

  49. @HoesOnMyDickCuzILookLikeJoJoSimmons a.k.a. BitchSuckMyDickHoeIThinkI’mBasedGod

    Cole World over Section.80? “Woah Dere”(Big Sean voice)
    I like J.Cole but NO! His album can’t fuck with Kendricks. It’s not even close. Section.80 is the best album this year, hell best album I heard in years. Perfect from top to bottom. Lyrics, flow, content, concept, production, song structure,song order. And I liked kendricks music before but that album made me a fan.

    And I’m a HUGE CH fan but “C.A.T.S Can” was horrible just like his last few projects, before it and after it. Honesty Charles Hamiltion fell off, hard.

  50. stupid.

  51. Um. Take Care is better than Sideline Story. I’m a pretty big Cole fan, but the replay factor of the debut isn’t much. If he released the Warm Up as his debut he’d be 5 stars. Sideline Story had dope tracks, but the entire album as a whole is forgettable, while Take Care flows pretty well for 17-19 tracks to be honest.

  52. Sorry, but Take Care just doesn’t sound like a good HIP HOP album to me. I mean, its a good R&B ALBUM but, rap? Ehhhh…

  53. They know, they know, they know

  54. drake quotable lines > j cole quotable lines

    LESSIBEEEEHONESSSST

  55. If you have to worry about somone being around your girl, here’s a hint you fucking dummy: THAT WAS NEVER YOUR GIRL!!!

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