First Date With Lil’ B (Video)

Say what you want about his music, but this shit right here will have you in stitches.

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68 Responses to “First Date With Lil’ B (Video)”

  1. shit wasnt funny at all

    u must be a corn meka

    SMHbasedfaggot said this on January 25th, 2011 at 12:45 am

  2. Compared to the Wiz and Spitta First Date video, this didn’t even make me laugh.

    not too funny said this on January 25th, 2011 at 12:50 am

  3. this dudes a fairy..cmon now..”BASED GOD?” in his homo tone.

    the only reason he’s building a cult like following is because he’s getting all the fags under his belt! literally! Look at Kanye..Lady Gaga..if u get the gays..u get the plays..and thats the route that Lil B is taking…SMH……FAG.

    Lilbisafagforreal said this on January 25th, 2011 at 12:50 am

  4. LET THAT BOY EAT.

    Kanye East said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:09 am

  5. I can tell she was feelin the hommie lil b.

    T0KS said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:10 am

  6. cosign @SMHbasedfaggot

    this shit blows said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:11 am

  7. Grace to Based God lol

    Vigilante said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:15 am

  8. after they pinky promised he said “whooo!”

    swag

    Chopz said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:17 am

  9. What part was supposed to have me in stitches? I must have missed it.

    Pops said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:19 am

  10. What the fuck…I need to apologize to myself for watching this shit…bass god..COME ON (cosby lewk)

    Mallory said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:30 am

  11. Damn, Meka Just LOVES Lil’ B Now !

    Umm. . . Unknown said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:36 am

  12. Compared to the Wiz and Spitta First Date video, this didn’t even make me laugh.

    not too funny said this on January 25th, 2011 at 12:50 am
    ^^
    hell yea the 1 with Curren$y and Wiz was hilarious! bout to go watch that 1 right now lol swear I’ve watched it like 20 times

    Jonnie H said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:37 am

  13. Wow, Meka Is Licking Lil’ B’s Dick Dry. That Wasn’t Even Moderately Funny. Not Even A Smile.

    Umm. . . Unknown said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:40 am

  14. yall niggas lame. let that boy cook. swag

    kuffismacka said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:41 am

  15. Lil B ain’t got no game! hahahaaa

    HoesOnMyDickCuzILookLikeKenMasters said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:45 am

  16. BASED GOD *Donkey Kong shrug*

    E-Rich said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:50 am

  17. @JonnieH it’s best to watch that one high as fuck wayyyyy funnier

    Lil B has no Game said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:57 am

  18. The girl is cute. Haha.

    ear2ear said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:06 am

  19. Why do yall hate on bruh.

    BitchMob said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:19 am

  20. loool @ the end……….

    mmkayy said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:21 am

  21. Lil B do your thing blood, keep these niggas cookin

    michaelKnight said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:24 am

  22. Just watched the Wiz and Curren$y one after this, they had me rolling. The outakes are funny too

    MusicOfMyMind said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:29 am

  23. @MusicOfMyMInd
    Curren$y was funny in it but Wiz was stoned as hell and added nothing to the conversation.

    SteveHobs said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:33 am

  24. LOL TROLLLIN SOOO HARDDD

    skip said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:34 am

  25. i hate lil b and his music sucks…but that was just a little funny.

    Jay said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:41 am

  26. am i being pranked???

    gully said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:58 am

  27. did i miss the funny?

    7 star said this on January 25th, 2011 at 3:23 am

  28. HES A FAGGOT!

    JAMES COLEMAN said this on January 25th, 2011 at 3:33 am

  29. Haha Lil B, yo. He is the man. He’s making it because he’s a personality. Not cuz he’s an excellent rapper.

    Daniel said this on January 25th, 2011 at 3:37 am

  30. Oh cuz, why does it sound like Amanda Diva is narrating the McDonalds commercial at the beginning?

    Joe hooligan said this on January 25th, 2011 at 4:27 am

  31. “BASED GOD *Donkey Kong shrug*”

    Lmfao the Donkey Kong shrug has me in stitches when I’m playing Smash Bros.

    YaBoyRampz said this on January 25th, 2011 at 4:45 am

  32. Corny. As. Fuck.

    Turbo City said this on January 25th, 2011 at 6:45 am

  33. This was so hilarious, this was way funnier than wiz and hot spitta. They cant really tell jokes like based god can. but i know they got hardcore fans who like whatever they do so they can be seen as cool so its okay. but i think lil b is way cooler than them, he laughs, and has funny songs, i wish all rappers were like this and were as excepting of the homosexual community, wiz and spitta are both homophobic, and thats due to sexual repression i learned in sociology, so they cant really touch lil b when it comes to being funny, and in touch with the fans like me, i got all of lilb’s i tunes songs. most of u dont so have no right to comment on whose cooler and makes you laugh cos u dont support the artists. ur fake fans. back seat sans. u make me sick.

    Arnold Saltpune said this on January 25th, 2011 at 8:23 am

  34. This was beautiful and very positive. Im going to pray to Based God during supper tonight. #SWAGSWAG

    Killa said this on January 25th, 2011 at 9:13 am

  35. Niggas who hatin, We know Based God fucked yo bitch but u kno what its ok. He drove my bitch to Mexico & back then fucked her mouf SWAG!

    Thank You Based God!

    Bitch!.. Im Livin Lavish. said this on January 25th, 2011 at 9:15 am

  36. why r niggas supporting this nigga. real talk i want to know…

    btw lmao @ DK shrug

    LB said this on January 25th, 2011 at 9:51 am

  37. lol y does he call himself a pretty bitch plz help me with dat? i mean i respect tha fact he tryna make money, but a pretty bitch? yo choose dat for an alias? not hatin jus confused.

    Cloud 9 said this on January 25th, 2011 at 10:36 am

  38. lol and i love the tags for this vid lol (lil b, wtf?) lmao

    Cloud 9 said this on January 25th, 2011 at 10:39 am

  39. Ok honestly I could MAYBE see why you don’t like Lil B, bu criticizing someone because they like him is dumb, why watch or comment if you know it’s not for you. No matter what this dude is on his rind, making his name and spreading a positive message so fuck off
    #basedlife

    xlakers520x said this on January 25th, 2011 at 10:44 am

  40. i’d rather listen to solja boy for the rest of my life than this guys shit. miley cyrus? if i came out with that i’d be stoned to death and rightfully so.

    thisguy said this on January 25th, 2011 at 11:13 am

  41. WTF is a based god? WTF is based, in general? Seriously, someone explain that shit to me.

    Pops said this on January 25th, 2011 at 11:45 am

  42. that song where he kept repeating Ellen Degeneres had my ass rolling on the floor

    dev said this on January 25th, 2011 at 12:06 pm

  43. See man that’s what’s wrong… how the hell does this dude get on MTV period with his bullshit ass shit…. you can’t even call it music… Ridiculous!!!!! While you have other artists who are far more deserving and actually have a craft and artistry to what they do.

    ADP said this on January 25th, 2011 at 12:18 pm

  44. Asking to define the Based God is equivalent to asking to define any deity or prophet. You are obviously not ready to serve our Lord.

    Thank You Based God!!! Glassface coming soon!!! Woo!!!

    PrEp said this on January 25th, 2011 at 12:46 pm

  45. LMAO come on, folk. how can you hate this guy?

    JonesDeini said this on January 25th, 2011 at 12:50 pm

  46. …SWAG.
    shake maaaaad!
    SWAG SWAG!

    DayO said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:05 pm

  47. He calls himself all that for 1. He dnt give ah fuck 2. For attention *which he is givin seein that u heard his stuff b4* 3. he’s the fuckin based god nd he looks like bill cosby with the sweater.

    Bitch!.. Im Livin Lavish. said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

  48. very sad how music reflects the person that listens or makes it smh

    V said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:29 pm

  49. Shout out to Lil B for making people laugh. Not for his music. But for making us all laugh.

    nate said this on January 25th, 2011 at 1:59 pm

  50. realtalk most of you just hate the dude so much that you wont
    find this funny
    but i mean come on this is funny
    rya is just idk man… *applauds*

    mofo said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:10 pm

  51. If by in stitches you mean had to be patched up in the hospital from getting mentally retarded by this video.

    Yeahh..

    Kerma said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:11 pm

  52. Still have no clue how this retarded (much much more than Gucci…not as much as Waka) assed rapper has such a hugeeee fanbase (and growing). But I will say he got personality..shit was kinda funny (wont be 2 months b4 he gets a reality show on MTV or Vh1 now, bet that). Dont watch tv, but that girl was legit..since I wont get to smash I hope he did.

    Anthony said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:47 pm

  53. Haters will hate, stans will stans. Let that boy eat. He fucked that bitch. Yall couldnt do that if you had a prostitute.

    HoesOnMyDickCuzILookLikeJerrySeinfeld said this on January 25th, 2011 at 2:51 pm

  54. The Hotel… *awkward shrug* <– hilarious

    JJ said this on January 25th, 2011 at 3:28 pm

  55. How come if people say they not feelin lil B then his fans get mad. I dont care about no antics outside of the booth. Where is Bs quality hip hop music? and not just a song or two , where is a good project from him with dope beats and dope lyrics bottom line ?

    marty mcfly said this on January 25th, 2011 at 3:40 pm

  56. @Marty McFly

    Music isn’t purely Lyrics, Beats, or even a combo of both. It is an expression of your art and what other people make of it. Lil B makes music to dance to and bring out your goofy side. I love true hip hop as much as anyone but I like the idea of music for mood/expression better.

    @ThisGuy

    Soulja Boy has been copying Lil B type of songs and swag for awhile now. You said you would rather listen to Soulja for the rest of your life. There is no difference besides the voice on the song. If the voice on the song doesn’t matter, that means you wouldn’t care if you listened to Lil B for the rest of your life. More so you are suggesting he should be stoned for making songs like Miley Cyrus. That’s fine and dandy but he isn’t Mary Magdalene. He is God. BasedGod to be exact. So right word choice woulda been “if i came out with that i’d be (crucified) and rightfully so.” Just kicking some #BasedLogic your way

    @Pops

    It comes from Based Boy+Rap God. Put them together BasedGod.

    Saw this yesterday as soon as it went up. You guys had to admit the turnoffs part was funny or you share the same turnoffs and don’t wanna admit it. This rant is over.

    JaySpaceE said this on January 25th, 2011 at 4:28 pm

  57. Lil B = GOAT Troll

    InsertNameHere said this on January 25th, 2011 at 5:11 pm

  58. tight shirt like a faggot but still swaggin’!
    LET THAT BOY COOK!

    ThkUBsGd said this on January 25th, 2011 at 5:32 pm

  59. I would love to see an ODB first date.

    Rest in peace to that man.

    Ebonics said this on January 25th, 2011 at 5:33 pm

  60. a lot of no names stinking up the c-section
    i see you #yaboyrampz & #bitch!..im livin lavish.
    come on chopstick toddler? who does that? your lying through teeth if you didn’t find that the least bit funny.
    and he had this chick eating out of the palm of his hand while keeping it real.
    this dude cracks my shit up.

    orangec+unty said this on January 25th, 2011 at 6:34 pm

  61. Oh god, he’s from the same city I am? *dies slowly

    bukdiah said this on January 25th, 2011 at 7:05 pm

  62. Video was not funny at all! I will continue to NOT listen to his so called music & keep it moving…

    willmofo said this on January 25th, 2011 at 7:09 pm

  63. Recently d/l Angels Exodus and it actually sounds good, trust me I was the biggest Lil’ B skeptic but he can pick beats. Have you heard Motivation or 1 Time or Im God? Nice alot of his stuff is garbage tho but those songs i listed are nice

    SupremeSkillz said this on January 25th, 2011 at 7:44 pm

  64. he reminds me of mike tyson lmfao niggas is lyin if they say they didnt laugh at this

    piper said this on January 25th, 2011 at 8:49 pm

  65. *BASED GOD* LOL damn they mad cause lil b fucked they bitches WOO WOO

    marz said this on January 25th, 2011 at 9:12 pm

  66. Based Lord seems to get the haters confused. The more you hate, you are only helping him make more music. Either you’re with him or you gotta deal with it. SWAG.

    KerryFigs said this on January 25th, 2011 at 9:37 pm

  67. Thank You Based God

    Jay-Z said this on January 26th, 2011 at 1:25 am

  68. lil b fucked my bitch thrice… beeledat. Bless this chopstick babies heart..

    IlooklikeHelenKeller said this on January 26th, 2011 at 3:59 am

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