NBA Opening Night!

That’s right folks, it’s that time! The Heat and Celtics are jump starting opening night while the Rockets and Lakers are closing it out. Throw in a little Suns/Blazers action and you’ve got a nice little night of basketball.

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~ by Shake on October 26, 2010.

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102 Responses to “NBA Opening Night!”

  1. Shaq is fat as fuck.

  2. As i prepare to watch the cavs tomorrow, i cant help but think that there is something different about this team…cant quite put my finger on it. lol

  3. Rockets FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Rockets NBA Champs I’m calling it NOW

  5. whos that hoe?

  6. By the way that bitch SEXY ASSSS FUKKKKKKKK

  7. ^ lol

  8. anyone know where i can stream the heat game for free?

  9. Damn, they hate on Bron Bron heavy.

  10. @ way2FRESH

    try atdhe.net

  11. fug the lakers. the only black mamba I know is located between my pants

  12. Road to Lakers three peat begins!

  13. ROCKETS FTW! HEAT FTW! SUNS FTW! FUCK DA LAKERS P.S. SHAKE IS A BITCH

  14. I’m gonna say the Heat are gonna win against Boston & the Lakers are gonna beat Houston.

  15. Celtics >>>

  16. who the girl ?

  17. @ way2FRESH
    try atdhe.net
    nevaRWilliams said this on October 26th, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    my nigga…knew someone in the c-section would know. props.

  18. Aye @KobeBryant’sRapeVictim do you ahve the Rockets or Lakers winning?

  19. The girl is badddd but she needs to take that terrible jersey off..then she can get it.

  20. who cares who the girl is she is clearly nothing special

    smh @ niggaz hypin up average looking asian bitches

  21. Rockets cause Kobe’s knee still bum.

  22. And my nigga Yao is back. Yaoooooo

  23. @RapeVictim true shit man or should i say wo-man

  24. Ima say it now, my Knicks are gonna be a surprise, especially when we get Melo in December. The Knicks are gonna at least be relevant again this season. People are so quick to forget that the Knicks weren’t always a joke.

  25. Celtics finna beat Miami and Houston finna beat lakers Budinger dunks on kobe tonight i see it comin

  26. Celtics most improved team this year and they were already in contention. Fcuk the Lakers and the most overrated team the Heat. Boston all day!

  27. Yao is back, but will only play 24 mins..don’t act like he gonna drop 20 points 15 boars and 10 blocks….LAKERS OR DIE!

  28. Celtics finna beat Miami

  29. Lakers.

  30. Lakers all Day F* the haters

  31. *In Auto Tune* LAAAAAAKERS!!!!! Best Basketball Team Alive!!!

    And LOL @ the Miami Heat playing all out of sync and sh** like elementary school students during recess!!!!

  32. Lakers for the ship.

    Heat are fucking brutal right now

  33. celtics are winning pretty convincingly right now but that’s not the reason I feel that they are good enough to knock off the heat later on in the playoffs. miami is playing together for the first time (wade was injured). whole new cast. but the celts have a deep roster man. that nate robinson/delonte west off the bench backcourt is going to be a problem. also perkins and shaq will provide that size on defense that miami can’t handle. shaq looks healthy and fit but they need him to be a presence more than anything. chris bosh is going to get into serious foul trouble all year long. he has joel anthony playing center next to him! terrible. that said miami is going to be good especially in regular season ball. but when the playoffs come, and its half court battles, they’ll have trouble
    end of the day I love my lakers. kobe is banged up but Pau is going to have a great year. steve blake >>>> jordan farmar. barnes is a solid energy guy.
    Clippers will make the playoffs. I’m serious lol. Griffin/Kaman/Davis/Gordon is a good enough top 4 to get an 8th seed.
    I’m not buying into the Thunder hype. KD is good but I don’t think they’re ready for a 2 seed in the west like a lot of people think.
    Sorry for the essay…hahaha…I can talk about bball all day. (shuts down laptop)

  34. Boston got a 15 point lead on Miami. SMH

  35. Heat getting they ass whooped lol. Gotta hear what the bandwagons gonna say about this…

  36. Miami – 11-41 shooting at halftime. Dynasty

  37. CELTICS ALL DAY!!!

  38. Lakers!!! Kobe gunning for 6… Miami has no Chemistry

  39. i would smagg that chick

  40. @ear2ear you’re right, Clippers will make it..Griffin will win Rookie of the Year..Wizards will make the playoffs too

  41. no matter who takes the ship this season… “The Show Goes On”

    new lupe > nba

  42. Cavs baby. Goosies all day.

  43. Celtics Bitch…….the heat aint shit

  44. LAKESHOWWW, HATERSSS!!

  45. Shortie in the pic look hella good but she need to get rid of that jersey.

    CELTICS!!!!!!

  46. Lakers for the 3Peat… starts tonite!

  47. nigga where can i get that new Lupe?

  48. “Lakers!!! Kobe gunning for 6… Miami has no Chemistry”

    Merlin2408 said this on October 26th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
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    Duh!! They’re a new team dumbass!! Plus Wade just got back

  49. Dont you like when Niggas who probably dont have a girlfriend or never approached a hoe in they lives talk about girls beinb ”average” when deep down they know they would kill to fuck her.

    hatin ass niggas.

  50. Spurs >>>>>>>

    & Yo Let The Hatin Begin Now Since The Heat Lost There FIRST Game Of The YEAR.

  51. @KobeBryant’sRapeVictim

    after you done gettin raped by Kobe… you can click my name for the tune.

  52. Yeaah thats sum ol bullshit that lupe track aint on here smfh.

  53. yes its basketball season finally! football season is a disappointment. LAKE SHOW

  54. LMAO @ D. Autotune

    But damn ol girl is BAD she is really beautiful especially with that Lakers Jersey mmm mm mmm :)!

  55. I find “KNICK” fans comedy. First they swear thier Getting Bron and now Anthony??? To trade with someone means equal value so tell me who the fuck do the Knicks have to trade for Anthony that whole team is garbage…. Sorry Knick fans maybe next year……maybe lol

  56. ^Knicks will make the first round of the playoffs but their fans are annoying…team always sucks so they got nothing better to do but try to diss fans of other teams

  57. heart breaker right there…oh well i guess the Heat are going 97-1

  58. JonniIlluminati, You are a fuckin Cowboys/Lakers fan. Ur opinion about Knicks fans don’t count cuz ur just a frontrunner. Where the hell you from rooting for the Lakers & Cowboys? That shit don’t make sense.

  59. OjandKush24

    The Knicks whole team is not “garbage”. But you obviously don’t know about the NBA outside of the Lakers, Celtics, or Heat. People whole say the Knicks are the worst team in the league don’t know what the fuck they talking about.

  60. DEAR ALL LAKER FANS:

    wake up. yall got 37 free throws in game 7. The Celtics got 17. Let’s say that again…37 to 17…20 point difference. who won the finals? THE REFS. that is all. ps. Heat suck

  61. Lakers ring ceremony > Celtics Vs. Heat game

  62. Fuck LeBrick. Kobe’s run was nice but its over. Durant time bitches. And Jonnie is the biggest joke on 2DB thinking he knows up from down about anything. Can’t make moves in life so you front constantly on a blog. LMMFAO. Sit the fuck down, on every damn post sheeeeeit.

  63. as a rockets fan, i must say dudes up top who were claiming rockets gon win the ‘ship are either high or bein facetious. I say a nice playoff run is expected tho…either way, i say we get a W on opening nite.

    O, and shorty is kinda bad.

  64. @BennyBlanco I’m from Delaware…no professional sports here, only thing we’re known for is having a NASCAR track and its legal to bet on sports…I hate all Philly sports…I admit I’m only a Lakers fan because of Kobe but I’ve been a Kobe fan since the 1997 NBA Rookie game when he got robbed of the MVP by Iverson and then later that night won the Dunk Contest…Cowboys won superbowls when I was 2 and 3 years old and 5 years old..I didn’t even understand football then, when I got into it around 7 Cowboys already started to suck and still do suck..if I was really a front-runner I’d be a Patriots fan

  65. DEAR ALL LAKER FANS:
    wake up. yall got 37 free throws in game 7. The
    Celtics got 17. Let ’s say that again…37 to 17…20
    point difference. who won the finals? THE REFS.
    that is all. ps. Heat suck
    David Stern aka boss of all bosses said this on
    October 26th, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    ^^
    That’s because those old arthritic Celtics got tired in the 4th quarter and started hacking and fouling everytime the Lakers had the ball and attacked the basket..those foul calls were legit..go watch the 4th quarter again

  66. theres only 82 games in a season lol but anyways, just found out the cavs play the celtics tomorrow and i totally forgot the celtics have there own channel for there games on tv and now im fuckin pumped to see my cavs play

  67. Jonnie:

    So ur from Delaware, now it makes sense why you root for “America’s Teams”. Even tho the Cowboys suck, they still are known as the bandwagon team. Like LeBron was a Cowboys/Yankees/Bulls fan growing up. But you have an excuse cuz Delaware doesn’t have any teams. Still, you’ll never know what it’s like for your hometown to win a championship but there’s nothing you can do about that.

  68. I really want to like the Lakers. I really do. They have a great team, great leader in Kobe, (who is unstoppable) and a legendary coach. My problem is all the goddamn Laker fans who are always all in ur face about how great there team is, especially on twitter, THIS SITE, facebook, and when i go to games (hawks fan). If it wasn’t for all u jerks, the Lakers would probably be one of my favorite teams.

    Just felt like sharing that.

  69. Fuck All Those Teams Yall Yabbin Bout. LAKERS AINT EVEN THE BEST TEAM IN THE WEST! yea iSaid It!!!

    Jazz, Rockets, Mavs, Spurs >>>>>

  70. “That’s because those old arthritic Celtics got tired in the 4th quarter and started hacking and fouling everytime the Lakers had the ball and attacked the basket..those foul calls were legit..go watch the 4th quarter again”

    Naw I’m good I’ve watched the 4th quarter many times. Both teams were playing the same style. Bottom line is the Lakers didn’t deserve TWENTY more free throws. shit is ridiculous. Anyone who says the game was called fairly needs to grab a parachute and hop off the Lakers nuts.

    naw

  71. ^The 4th quarter was called fairly, Lakers defense shut down the Celtics that quarter too, so worried about foul calls the Celtics only managed like 11 points that quarter
    @BennyBlanco like I said I became a Lakers fan because of Kobe and I was a fan of Kobe b4 pretty much any1 else…I became a Cowboys fan because Michael Irvin is my favorite player of all-time

  72. “The 4th quarter was called fairly, Lakers defense shut down the Celtics that quarter too, so worried about foul calls the Celtics only managed like 11 points that quarter”

    The Lakers would’ve only managed a low point total too if they weren’t bailed out by the refs. nice try tho…it’s funny how the Lakers played “shutdown” defense you say, but the Celtics were “hacking”.

  73. The best defensive team in the league, to many, just started hacking all of the sudden? nope

  74. Jonnie how the fuck were you a Kobe fan before everyone else? You surely weren’t a fan when he was playing high school hoops in Philly… and EVERYONE jocked his dick once he was on the Lakers. You may ride his dick harder than everyone else but you’ve been riding it for the same time as everyone else.

  75. Rockets tearing up that LakeShow. know why? Cause they Fa-ya-st!!!! :P

  76. BTW if one more bitch asks for that new Lupe track I will personally kick the shit outta you AND Lupe. Bring it. WHAT! I’m right here.

  77. they still crying about last season? lmao the rings were already given out stop ya bitchen!

  78. @David Stern

    You clearly didn’t watch game 7 if you feel like the refs called it unfairly. Also what incentive would the nba have in making the lakers champs and not the celtics? the celtics are just as big a draw as the lakers. and the nba would be better served if kobe never surpassed mj’s legacy (which he won’t) bc mj is like keyser soze. also factor in that we had a much bigger team than the celtics and that the celtics lost kendrick perkins. also keep in mind that fatigue played a huge issue in that 4th quarter. the lakers were too big and wore down the celtics inside for offensive rebounds and yes KG couldn’t guard Gasol (who shot 13 ft) so he fouled him. Gasol outplayed him all series. So I think its pretty wack when people make this “Oh, the refs wanted the lakers to win…” The lakers score in the paint. The celtics are a jump shooting spread the floor team. So of course the lakers will get more ft.

  79. @David Stern yea the Lakers did play shutdown D there’s a difference between that and hacking, point out the foul calls that weren’t legit if its so obvious (I can only think of 2) because Celtics fan and Lakers haters are the only 1s that complain about the refs in Game 7..and Celtics defense wasn’t even a factor in the Finals so that doesn’t mean much, plus remember Kendrick Perkins didn’t play Game 7 so their defense wasn’t as good as usual
    .
    @KobeBryant’sRapeVictim no every1 jocked Kobe once he started winning championships that’s when the MJ comparisons officially began
    .
    @Shake Get over that “incident” already, Lupe probably forgot about what happened the next day..but you’re still holding onto it

  80. @ear2ear exactly..this nigga David Stern forgets Kendrick Perkins was absent in Game 7, that’s a big part of their defense

  81. Jonnie your ass is next, word to Bill Goldberg baby. No homo.

  82. Shake is hype after jerking off to the new Lupe song..it did have a inspirational uplifting vibe though, made you wanna hit the floor and do some push-ups didn’t it?

  83. This nigga shake lmaoo (If thats the real him)

  84. shake spear this fuckin bitch then jackhammer lupe

  85. Lakers = Illuminati

  86. The fix was in for LA to win on ring night.

  87. No lie though Shake I did come here for the Lupe song earlier lol. Figured you might give in, ole stubborn muthafucka lol.

  88. Lakers! Great game though & Shannon Brown serving for da crib was a major factor in the W!

  89. Lakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  90. Go Warriors

  91. ^^ D.Lee Monta and Curry bout to run shit. Bay area stand up!

  92. @kindbuddy…so the league MADE Shannon Brown’s four qtr 3 pointers go in & MADE the rockets miss like 10 lay-ups in the 4th qtr. can’t blame Yao fouling out cuz houston played better with him on the bench all night! SMH…shut that bullsh!t up!!

  93. lol thats not shake

  94. Who the fuck’s Lupe, diehard sonics fan, but that shipped sailed..so I got to hold down the other northwest team, Blazers FTW!

  95. Benny Blanco

    you didn’t answer my question or address the statement though…. I guess your a “KNiCK” fan huh? Lmfao 1-12 there garbage except for Stodamire so yeah maybe next year buddy?????

  96. @kindbuddy…so the league MADE Shannon Brown’s four qtr 3 pointers go in & MADE the rockets miss like 10 lay-ups in the 4th qtr. can’t blame Yao fouling out cuz houston played better with him on the bench all night! SMH…shut that bullsh!t up!!

    califreshness said this on October 27th, 2010 at 4:33 am
    ——
    did you really reply to my sarcasm lol

  97. Waiting on them Hawks to win it all.

  98. Not just average looking Asian chicks lol…. but Asian chicks with blue eyes, tan skin and curly hair my dude…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, girls dope, aint got none of those in Miami, thats a different breed.

  99. Asians with blue eyes? Genetic rarity. If they do have blue eyes, they aren’t fully Asian either, but rather a mix between two or more races(primarily Caucasian).

  100. Go Lakers & Hawks…she sexy as hell

  101. Go Lakers & Hawks…she sexy as hell

  102. sliiiiiiime

 

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