Random Acts Of Fuckery: Brian Pumper Edition, Take Two

There’s so many wrongs with this video I’m beginning to wonder if I chose the right career path. “Shoulda been a fireman, learned to do wiring/Then get retirement, I blame my environment.”

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~ by Meka on August 12, 2010.

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90 Responses to “Random Acts Of Fuckery: Brian Pumper Edition, Take Two”

  1. This shit is wack as all hell, lmao

  2. lmfao @ :11

  3. LOL at this lame trying to dance. He’s a fail at life.

  4. If 50 Cent and Lloyd Banks had a kid, this is how he’d sound if he rapped.

  5. banks on roids, SIT DOWN SON. i hope this dude aint serious

  6. 11-12 SECONDS……LITERALLY LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

  7. lol @Chris G……..that 50 conference call shoulda been RAOF

  8. sooooooooooooooooo i wonder does this idiot preview his videos or music before he george bush’s the button on it??

  9. He is serious. I work for the porn company Evil Angel and he was a director for us. This guy has 0 personality and is unable to hold an intelligent conversation. When he was directing for us he was trying to get one of our magazine editors to write him up a statement to send to 50 Cent and he desperately wants to be on G-Unit. I swear to God he is so serious with this, I can’t even believe so many people humor this homo.

  10. damn man at least Lil B makes me laugh at his bullshit. this dude just bored me and his music is bullshit.

  11. lmao wtf was this dance the nigga hit at the beginnin? and this nigga do not know how to bob his head lmao

  12. awe damn! My nigga B Pumper got dat 50 Cent 04′ Swag.This goes hard in da whip homie, especially when I got 50 bitches on my dick…Ayo B, If you readin dis then forget da haters and do you. SWAG!

  13. WHO EVER RECORDED HIS VOCALS AND KEPT TELLIN HIM SAY IT THIS WAY AND IT PLAYED LOUD WHEN IT WAS DONE GET YOUR MONEY NIGGA CAUSE THAT WAS A FUNNY AND A EASY CHECK

  14. MEKA MEKA MEKA@ Please please please dont ever post this type if stuff again please im begging you please, i strongly belive an angel died, jesus wept and a cute infant was born with multiple sclerosis the day this video was made, it should be taken off the internet deleted/buried and burned. Please for the love of hip dont do this to us again. Im playin black star rite now to clean my soul i cud only get thru 43 seconds *shudders*

  15. i think a chemical imbalance is too blame here. anyone see morpheus off’in this dude for trickin his daughter into a porn fail?

  16. Someone needs to make 11-12 seconds into a gif.

  17. 1.20min…omg..shit jus made my day, i quit

  18. LMFAO @ Greenjacobs!

    Seriously what was that dance about? And how do you expect to be taken seriously when your name is PUMPER? Smdh.

  19. dont care how many bitches he fucks hes one fruity loop ass nigga

  20. wow this dude need to jump out the window and catch aids in mid air and get hit by a bus a half a second before he hits the ground

  21. 1:22, what the FUCK was that?!

  22. The beat was aighttttt….

  23. B PUMPER GIFS

    http://gifsoup.com/MTAyNDE2OQ

    http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/1024169_s.gif

  24. that other one wasn’t working….these 2 should be working.

    http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1024169/b-pumper-dance-o.gif

    http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/1024169_s.gif

  25. I just wasted 33 seconds of my life that I’ll never get back. smfh

  26. lol @ sneaks. i dont disagree

  27. If it wasn’t for the half nekkid women in the video, I wouldn’t got all the way through this video. This n***a is like a midget Lloyd Banks who rhymes like Red Cafe and gets his gear at the Burlington Coat Factory. I guess he’s riding his 15 seconds of fame out pimping the sh** out of Larry Fishburne’s seed. *shrugs*

  28. dudes eyes look like he sold his soul or something, there isnt anything behind em just a black hole. i would listen to both Bangz and lil b before getting caught with this shit in the speakers.

  29. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7UPwybqcSw

  30. #failtothefullest

  31. wtf were them dances @:11 and 1:22? smfh…im no hater but this nigga rapper career is an EPIC FAIL to the max

  32. Google ReleVant Mindset. A place where music meets the mind. Finally, hiphop without the bullshit

    Fuckery, alrite

  33. *dead @ :11

    Literally ROFL!!!!!!

  34. PUMPA!

    That beat was mad decent tho. Lol but this niggas a joke.

  35. SOMENE MAKE A Gif outta :11 – :12

    PLEASE! LMAO

  36. 50 and loyd banks had a kid ???????????????????

  37. lmfao this dude dancing is funny, reminds me how 50 use to dance back in the days, he on 50 dick so hard so fiddy could sign him

  38. HE LOOK LIKE HE BELONG ON A CHUMPIES CHIP BAG

  39. looks like robot chicken.

  40. LMAO!! @ 1:21 and 2:17…what kind dancing is that? And dude keeps making that “I know I’m killing this shit” face lol…wow

  41. With lyricism like “Get whatever I want, the bread came heavy. In or two words, I’m in your white spaghetti,” where is this hate coming from?! Y’all are wack! (hear that sarcasm? it is deafening)

  42. brian pumper > 50

  43. Thanks, 2dopeboyz

    Here’s what B. Pumper’s “Pumper” video did to me.

    http://www.millsworks.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/writing_process.gif

    I was under the impression he created a new “fist pump” anthem.

    Boy was I wrong…

  44. LOL, i see others feel the same way.. sounds like a terrible version of 50… like the style n flow he went wit…

  45. Im-fucking-plodes @ :11.

  46. The visuals are bad but the song aint bad. In fact, it goes. Beat is tight. He flowed nice. But he reminds me too much of Banks and 50, a hybrid. Looks like Banks, and Jacked 50′s flow and workout routine

  47. YO WHAT WAS THAT DANCE AT 2:14 I JUST DIED

  48. I was crying laughing at this shit….why does shit look like a Tony Yayo video? -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz1Kt5Mnua4

    This nigga would probably faint like a broad if he met 50….sad….and funny as fuck!

  49. LMAO plz plz someone make a gif of this idiot dancing and hahaha… it has 2 be done

  50. WHY THE FIRST THING HE GOING SAY WHEN HE READ THIS COMMETS THEY HATING NO U REALLY GARBAGE AND HIS CLOTHES LOOK LIKE 95

  51. Did he just do his own slo-mo at the end of that video?

  52. This nigga is seriously autistic.

  53. why dis nigga remind me of 50 during “The Massacre” days? smh harder than Lawrence Fishbrun

  54. This shit is crack. I’m kidding.

  55. This clown filmed this shit at the lambo dealership

  56. this nigga cant rap, he cant dance for shit looking like a retard having a seizure @2:14, and this nigga cant even nod properly to the beat

  57. FUCK WHAT YA SAYING PINKY FTW!!!!!!!!

  58. Sign of the apocalypse

  59. oh my fucking goodness thats hilarious his lil dance. this dude too big to be dancing. and wats up with his facial expressions???/

    it sucks cause he think he the shit cause he fuck a lot of hoes….

    him fucking those chicks and bragging about it is the equivalent to dude at mcdonalds saying cant nobody make a big mac better than him….we know already nigga

  60. there’s obviously something wrong with this guys brain..

  61. the only thing…and I do mean THE ONLY THING that was good bout this video, & im pretty sure its obvious….the bitches…nonetheless….this nigga brian…fail upon fail upon fail & more after that…dat lil dance in the beginning was hilarious tho.

  62. I just Wept a little…

  63. “This clown filmed this shit at the lambo dealership”

    Lolz at that. This totally set rap back a decade for sure. Smh

  64. @K.T.F , I guess he wanted to get his money worth for renting out the dealership because he dropped another video today…”B. Pumper – 2 Hands”

  65. What a really decent rapper. Imma tell all the homies to check this fly dude out. Holler Back B Pumper.

  66. i mean this shit is wack but its betta than his otha shit..its actually better then some other rappers out there and the chorus is catchy

  67. We just signed B. Pumper to a record deal. His album will most definitely be released before Lasers hits the stores.

  68. @Atlantic Records, not so fast….We have Mr. Brian Pumper aka B. Pumper on contract for a $1 million 3 album deal as well as one collaboration album with our soon to be 5x platinum selling artist Jamal Michael Barrow aka Shyne. And with are latest signing (Shyne), you can clearly see we know talent when we hear it.

  69. It liiks like I’ve been outbidded. We offered Brian $50,000 and all the leftover weed Wiz Khalifa leaves behind in our offices. I guess it wasn’t enough.
    Welp, back to not releasing Lasers.

  70. @ Atlantic Records:

    In the name of all the people who comment on 2DopeBoyz, where the f*** is Lasers at you bish azz ninjas???????? Release that sh** now!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!

  71. this dude releases the type of shit you would expect a pornstar to release

  72. Well God damn.

    This nigga on a mission lmfao. 50 might as well sign this clown G unit aint doin shit now a days anyways. Bring them some attention or something lol.

  73. OK.. I wrote that previous comment before actually watching the video… this guy should not get signed… never…ever.

    *shivers*

  74. Google Relevant Mindset. A Place where Music Meets the Mind. Finally, Hiphop without the bullshit.

    None of this…

  75. his jewelery game is nasty on the wrist.. i want to nut in pinky.. oh yeah, twista already did..

  76. hey, at least i don’t see no leopard ass in this one. *jordan shrug*

  77. I don’t give a damn how many porn stars (or “Industry friends” as he would call ‘em), Brian Pumper will NEVER be a good rapper.

    Just stick to fucking..Please.

  78. this man needs to be shot

  79. Serious?
    No this can’t be serious!
    Please tell me it’s a horrible joke.
    I’m expecting Ashton Krutcher to come out and tell me I just got Punk’d.
    Was that a dance or a seizure?

  80. LMAO!!!!

  81. how you gonna stunt in a parked lambo IN THE FUCKING SHOWROOM? I mean wow.

  82. I have a terrible feeling this internet sensation is going to get him signed and he’s going to become very famous… and I really don’t want to see that happen.

  83. He’s been commiting these kinds of atrocities for a while now…first one I seen was years ago as a “bonus” to a dvd, still hilarious though.

  84. i just like the beat and chorus…PUMPA lmao

    but the dance shit had me crying but if i was fucking pinky, roxy reyolds, and chippy d i would be dancing like that 2

    and am loving the gif

    http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/1024169_s.gif

  85. @ Chris G. if they had a kid this is how he’d look. EPIC FAIL pumper style.

  86. y is this dude narrating a porno LMAO

  87. maybe soulja boy ain’t that bad

  88. THIS NIGGA HERE IS THE DEATH OF RAP, HIP HOP, & JUST ALL OTHER TYPES OF MUSIC. I CANT BELIEVE 2012 CAME SOONER THAN YOU THINK

  89. …did he really just do the “Pumper Shuffle”

  90. Better than lil b and the beat go hard. PUMPER!!!!

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