Random Acts Of Fuckery: B. Pumper Edition

I’m sure you’ve seen these shits throughout the week. I’ve tried really hard to ignore this shit, but everything about this shit – from Chippy’s “connect the dots” ass to the Jigga diss song – is just too fucking much for my fragile soul to take anymore. Calgon, take me away. Good grief, Cowboy Curtis lost.

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~ by Meka on August 7, 2010.

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82 Responses to “Random Acts Of Fuckery: B. Pumper Edition”

  1. hahaha dude looks like a buff Big Sean LMAO

  2. Chippy D got Wale acne on her ass..

  3. C’mon son. Getdafuckouttaherewitdatbullshit.

  4. this dude think cuz shes morpheus daughter he’s gonna blow up.

  5. LMAO THAT ASS LOOKS LIKE SCOOBY DOO’S BACK…THAT SHIT IS DISGUSTING

  6. saw this on the youtube comments lol

    “HOW MANY CIGARETS YALL PUTTIN OUT ON THIS BITCHES BOOTY”

  7. ms. jia (formerly known as kina kira) exposes b. pumper as a down low porn star

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdxVlAZ8Dlk&feature=fvw

    smh that chippy d is REALLY laurence fishburne’s daughter

  8. STICK TO PORN.

  9. “oh and its shaved”…fuckery at its finest

  10. exactly thats is his daughter he gets ultimate fail on this shit

  11. That look at :58 LMAO

  12. Lloyd Banks sounds mad different.

  13. Exploiting the most respected black actors daughters, tries to be a rapper by dissing the illuminati’s dick(Literally), tries to be a slave to 50, and most of all, Dudes eyes are scary and could be 24 hour security cameras for 7-eleven.

    So he insults Jay-Z’s dick saying “you ain’t packin no meat.”

    He’s a phedophile, and should do what Yung Berg’s chain did Drown in a river.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwwIUKFvkkk&feature=player_embedded

  14. jus watched the flick….smh that shit was so poo. everyone involved in this situation failed (except for the promotion team, because i sure did watch it)

  15. this dudes sittin in the car and doesn’t even feel his own song lol

  16. Lmaoooo @ buff big Sean he does

  17. What yo pheromones like?!

    WOW.

  18. seen the flick also,she looks used up, like a prostitute!!!

  19. dirty bitch got some warts on her ass.

  20. this shit is hot idk what y’all talkin bout oh and its shave oh and its shave is my shit….. this shit go hard the hook is genius.

    “my energy is 50 so come get w/ me, my swagg LL bitch i rock bells”

    hardest lines this year

  21. get that monkey super wet and make it fart…….dead

  22. lmao

  23. That look at :58 LMAO

    Dfrye said this on August 7th, 2010 at 12:39 am
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    *dead*

  24. Damn, he’s struggling with gettin his nod factor correct. “That’s when ya lost!”

  25. lol this dude got no rhythm in his noddin

  26. lmao, is it me or does this beat sound kinda like Every Girl by young money?????

  27. pause the jay z diss at 1:38 for the funniest screenshot ever.

    DEAD

  28. ^ lmao i was cryin and jeff comment had me dying too…

    saw this on the youtube comments lol

    “HOW MANY CIGARETS YALL PUTTIN OUT ON THIS BITCHES BOOTY”

    jeff said this on August 7th, 2010 at 12:31 am

  29. ..smh wld say stick to porn, but this is entertaining. Big Sean ur wildin lolz. Sidebar: that 2nd track is not half bad. as in not bad for a corny NY LA transplant.

  30. the only shit funnier than the fact that this dude was obviously serious with these two wideos was the second comment on this thread, wale acne!? lol

  31. Boogie Nights” The Rap Edition? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C9Bng7NPPY

  32. are those gun shot wounds on her ass?

  33. hahaha glad to see some of you guys agree with my comment that he look like the buff Big Sean LOL

  34. Wow, this is really sad. I feel bad for Larry Fishburne. She fine as fuck, doe, I guess she’s actually a real prostitute. I’ve been doin’ my research (LOL).

  35. bahahaha i was waitin for 2dope to post this as RAOF….

  36. still tap

  37. ………………..MC HAMMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER ASS REMINDS ME OF DOMINOES CHEESE PIZZA FOR SOME REASON !!!!!!!!!

  38. “LMAO THAT ASS LOOKS LIKE SCOOBY DOO’S BACK…THAT SHIT IS DISGUSTING”

    L M F A O ! *dies* *revives* *climbs back in coffin*

  39. NOT EVEN GONNA WATCH …I WANT THIS GUY TO FAIL..NOT GIVIN HIS YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ANY VIEWS LOL.

  40. ………………..MC HAMMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER ASS REMINDS ME OF DOMINOES CHEESE PIZZA FOR SOME REASON !!!!!!!!!

    chaka said this on August 7th, 2010 at 5:20 am

    ^ really ? srsly fck you now im neva eatin cheese pizza lol

  41. lmao @ scooby doo line….wish this B Pumper prick would just die already.

  42. what is that pink dildo on the top of his head?

  43. LMAO @ junior . but really who doesnt think “Oh and its shaved” cant fux with it any other way

  44. “50 sign ya boy”…I lol’d

    Somebody tell this clown BET uncut doesn’t exist anymore

  45. That ass is nasty

  46. why does he still dress like it’s 2002-2004?… I’m waiting on him to do a song with Petey Pablo.

  47. Couldnt even watch the whole thing, you fail dukes you fail

  48. That ass makes he shiver. Damnnnn.

    http://clintbeefman.wordpress.com

  49. i hate when people wear their hats like he is in that jay z diss

    who shouts out who the song is dissing in the beginnging of the song???/ this guy is hilarious

  50. Hats off to the dude who said “Lloyd Banks sounds different” and the Scooby Doo comment.

    I literally spit out my drink…this is one of fuckery’s finest displays.

  51. This nigga can’t even bob his head to the beat lmao. “You ain’t packin no meat”, done right there, no amount of no homo could save you from that line.

  52. This nigga got on a magenta colored beanie!

  53. sidebar: spotted ass or not. chick is cute. still better than yo girl probably is… and im def gonna watch it. and beat my dick to it. yall should really stop hating….

    the thing were all missing is, this is her first porno and if you look at some of the shit she doing, shes clearly got a lot of underground experience

  54. aaoooooooo gay z this nigga is serious that look @ :58 LMAO!

    gutts I hope he makes more videos him & affion be having be laughin my ass off on youtube!

  55. The problem with this is simple: Jay Z doesn’t have to make a living messing with Chick after Chick. But If Jay Z walked into the same venu as you all your chicks would quickly leave you stranded. As far as raps…..well do we need to talk about that. Brian give it up: 50 already has one flop named Tony Yayo what the hell does he need you for, But then again you and 50 have something in common, you both love to get at Emcees that are better than you. Hey it might be a win/win ummmmmm instant fuckery…

  56. smells like suicide

  57. B. Pumper is the GOAT.

  58. This shit is also hilarious

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVGJcIl5ydE

  59. DJ Daz-One said this on August 7th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
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    Basically what he said.

  60. Lawrence Fishburne’s Lost…..
    The bitch shoulda never took the blue pill smfh

  61. Don’t even wanna see the porn tape after seeing her ass. Ugh

  62. LOL gettin at somebody about how you lick pussy better than them is a diss nowadays??smh

  63. man this dude seriously needs to re-evaluate his life cuz he sucks….but shake an mek yall think yall could get the instrumentals to them joints lol

  64. Can’t even nod to your own shit. lmao

  65. smh @ the flick being as sad as this soundtrack.
    Smh @ brian’s tin foil jewlery
    Smh @ her lookin like she got shot in the ass by dick cheney
    Smh @ her deciding ”chippy d” was a good porn name
    Smh @ laurence fishburne’s parenting skills

  66. THIS BEAT SOUNDS SOO SIMILAR TO “YOUNG MONEY-EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD”
    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL

  67. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-DCi515qWE&feature=watch_response
    El Oh El

  68. 1:38- 1:45….Dead

  69. This nigga cant afford a bentley thats why he sittin on the ground at the showroom floor, and he got the balls to rock all that fake ass middle of the swapmeet jewelry ..FAILURE

  70. this shit weirds me out.. dude def has plenty of money tho. but damn..

  71. the end of this video is where the flick starts, as anyone could already tell from watching this the actual tape is just as bad. oh and someone put some proactive on her ass.

  72. Hahahaha WTF

  73. smh two words: CHOPPER SUIT.

  74. straight garbage sonn.. this shit needs to end NOW

  75. LMAO…

    “What yo pheromones like” HAHA

  76. Beat ain’t bad tho… but lmao @ this whole… ‘situation’

  77. …Pornstars are beyond corny

  78. This mofucka said he want to make her fart. I knew the rumors were true; mofucka likes to have his porn actresses not bathe for a couple of days so he can smell they stank ass.

    Seriously? I can come up with better punchlines then this fool. What’s with the bitches fucking wart army on her ass? You think he coulda got some better lookin bitch to do it. Also that Jigga diss was terrible, he lashed out for 4 seconds and went off on his tangent about how he makes bitches squirt. Really? Even YOU weren’t feeling your OWN damn song Brian. GTFO of here already

  79. TO be honest, I think Jay will send Mr. Marcus after him, and laurence will have Lacey make a diss record against his daughter.

  80. My Man head nods is STRONG as SHIT! And Chippy D ass look like it could be the new Army Fatigues pattern

  81. The Lloyd Banks look-a-like? Wasn’t he in a gay porno?

  82. If FIDDY and Loyd Banks fucked had a baby and put him on steroids out come out B. Pumper…

 

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