I can already see it: “WTF Shake!?” “shake ur gay” “You only posted this because your white. Your a bitch. I can’t spell!” “this ain’t hip hop! why is it on the site?” Yadi yadi… truth of the matter is that Ms. Lohan is more hip hop than your average “rapper”. Plus she looks great in a bikini. *shrugs…
Rappers might be on that rock shit, but Linsay Lohan is on that rap shit. Flaking on interviews? Check. Unrepentant bad behaviour? Check. Gully enough to ignore a bench warrant, come back from Europe for a legal hearing, and have her court-supplied alcohol bracelet go off at the MTV Movie Awards? Check and mate. She’s Weezy, Yeezy, and motherfucking Jeezy all in one. Who else would choose her comeback vehicles to be Robert Rodriguez’s Machete and the Linda Lovelace biopic, Inferno? That’s gully on both counts. She may have been a Disney ingenue, but about five years ago she took a hard left, and we’ve been loving her for it—movies or no movies. So yea we’ve been angling to get her on the cover for a minute now. And when it happened? We’re about to remind people that they’ve been underestimating Lindsay. We’re about to ride out together, Bonnie and Clyde style. But some funny things happend on the way to making magic—and they reminded us that Lilo’s not lost, she’s just trying to hide from the vultures.
Behind-the-scenes footage and more shots after the jump.
READ: Lindsay Lohan Covers Complex’s August/September 2010 Issue
lol very random.
Lol shake, you shouldnt have to explain your motives, it motivates people to hate more.
“Lol shake, you shouldnt have to explain your motives, it motivates people to hate more.”
which i welcome haha.
yeah bro ppl hate its life my man lol
Yeah… them freckles are hella sexy. C’mon son
GINGERS DON’T HAVE SOULS!!!!!!!!!!
You’re
HAHA “shake ur gay”
shit i’d hit
I’m expecting her to kick some ass on that Machete movie… been waiting for that movie in a long ass time!!!
yeah shake, you must be gay. why else would you post pics of a scantily clad woman with volomptuous breats? haha
and in a fucked up way, she is hip hop lol. we can all name 10 hip hop songs that talk about titties being exposed off the top of our heads
Shake used to be my boyfriend, before I kicked his bitch ass to the curb.
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Chiddy Bang Ft. Passion Pit – Truth.mp3
Nice to know Shake & Meka are self-conscious. LMAO.
The blurb above about Lindsey Lohan being ‘on that rap shit’ because she’s, in other words, irresponsible, unnaccountable, and egotistical is just fucking sad. America & American culture, and the celebration of ignorance is just fucking wack.
Lohan is a baddy.
smashable
ugly ass crazy bitty_ bout 3 thousand to many freckles_ n ya jus cause you get fucked up n dont give an fuck dont make you hip hop CMON
hit the jump
That doesn’t even look like her.
f*ck that shake you aint neva lied..
she look good than a b*tch
if only she actaully looked like that and not that big lipped b*tch that was blubbering court
Shake is white? I feel like I just found out Pro Wrestling wasn’t real. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!!!!???
“… truth of the matter is that Ms. Lohan is more hip hop than your average ‘rapper’.”
She’s got you confused, bruh.
Lindsay Lohan, the epitome of hip-hop and urban culture
I never got how post pics of hot chick was “gay”? Shake is white?
She’s hittable but that’s it… Nothing worse than a crazy chic!!! That’s my word
She is looking righteous!!!
seen her in mean girls?
This cover >>>
http://topnews.in/light/files/Lindsay-Lohan76.jpg
Amazing what photoshop can do these days.
Dammnn, I’d def hit.
lol @ these guys not knowing that shake is white google the fucking name
C’mon son Shake how are going to post pics of a crazy alcoholic drug addict?
Man, Shake, Fuck haters, and let me make love to lindsay Lohan. She is still the sexiest freckled woman I’ve seen.
could be a crackhead …
me and lindsay can smoke and fuck all day
KAWSPLEX should be the title of anything he does with COMPLEX
shake i dunno what you’re talkin bout…no hate for posting this, more like a big pat on the back. good work.
yeah bro lohan is hot as shit obv c’mon now kid
i would love to kiss that fire crotch
id hit
p.s hahaha those rants are y i love this site
It’s a shame when all that hip hop is associated with is negative shit, even by the people covering it. As for LiLo, she’s definitely fuckable (with protection mos def) but it be cool the day when good looking chicks WITH TALENT who aren’t completely fucked up get coverage. But I figure the fact this site’s part of the Complex Media Network may have something to do with it making it’s way here.
the dykes going to be all over that in prison…believvv dat
I would make a milk mustache on her whoreish little face
I’d straight smash
No complaints from me. Keep up the good work.
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kaws is overrated
I’m pretty sure she has at least one STD so I’d pass.
I mean shes fine but..yeah…pass
whats that beat in the video shit is hot
I’m satisfied
Fuck them Shake.. Solid post. +1
She kinda low-key sexy haha
I’d hit
ms. lohan more hip-hop than your average “rapper”? lmao then stop giving ‘em play! this site’s fallen off, not just with this post of course. on to the next blog?
hahaha what the fuck. Good rant. If any of you are riding the Lohan I suggest protection, she has chlamydia written all over her face
i think since that pic with Wale and her surfaced she quickly rose to the top of the “White women smash list”….right up there with Mary Louise Parker
@??? = Couldn’t agree more… “on to the next blog”
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im waitin for her pornstar movie
it was rumored DOOM was working with her on music and couple years ago.
i’d hit her til my cock die
THIS IS A DISGRACE. WE NEED TO STOP SHOWING WOMEN AS SEX FIGURES. THAT COULD BE SOMEONES WIFE OR MOTHER. STOP THE NUDISIM OF WOMEN.
I would destroy her vagina.
yeah she’s mad misunderstood. Even though she’s had her problems, she never seemed like a bitch about it. and she’s fine, including the freckles
when did this bitch get boobs? hell, i’d grease….
well IMO she may not be too hip-hop but this does give further evidence of a pattern with celebrities and prison-time boosting their career. given, she wont be dropping the hip-hop album of the year after she gets released but still. kinda dunno why she is taking advantage of the Attica Effect (coined that) but she can still get it when she gets out.
and @Jon: …where the F*CK have you been man!?
lol@her face in the 3rd picture
at least she’s not trying to look like marylin
what complex said about lindsay proves that they are fucking retards
fuck complex for praising her ignorant,bad role model,crackhead ass
yall retarded if yall think she got a disease. lindsay def got some of that pussy u can ride up in raw. shes white.shes a celeb.and she has money. those are like three things that make u immune to std and other seriously bad things… [even with all her negative press. shes still living life better than you. minus the high school drama that is her life]
^ lol
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Best of Hip Hop Rap Classic and Current over 100 Tracks
Yea its good
oh right i forgot hip hop is all about going to jail and getting drunk, nice one shake
btw i don’t find any of these pics hot at all, she looks like shes hung over
“WTF Shake!?” “shake ur gay” “You only posted this because your white. Your a bitch. I can’t spell!” “this ain’t hip hop! why is it on the site?”
Shake is white?
any girl can look just as bad with the same attire i know my girl cud def. pull it off… wayyy better than lohan
No matter how white the bitch is, she could get the business. HAAAA.