Random Acts Of Fuckery: Eli Porter Plans To Release Mixtape & Documentary (Video)

“I’m not retarded.”

This summer is gonna be a scorcher. *expects a Gucci Mane x Eli collab*

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~ by Justice Equality Supreme on July 14, 2010.

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51 Responses to “Random Acts Of Fuckery: Eli Porter Plans To Release Mixtape & Documentary (Video)”

  1. For Serious… How did this not make RAoF?

    NFLTrackSTAR said this on July 14th, 2010 at 5:49 pm

  2. same ol Eli lmao… him and 50 Tyson should definitely have a rap battle

    YURP said this on July 14th, 2010 at 5:52 pm

  3. Eli Porter is your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper.

    Seif said this on July 14th, 2010 at 5:54 pm

  4. If you have to stop your eyes from rolling back in your head, its possible that you are retarded.

    Ryuk said this on July 14th, 2010 at 5:56 pm

  5. hse the best mayne, he deed it!

    damn! said this on July 14th, 2010 at 6:03 pm

  6. hahahaha. i love BrandUn Deshay’s verse where he used Eli’s signature line.

    Management said this on July 14th, 2010 at 6:19 pm

  7. THis muthafucka can barely talk much less put a cogent sentence together. Somebody dim the lights in this nigga crib and lets get the fuck out of here!

    A ta da K said this on July 14th, 2010 at 6:20 pm

  8. GOAT

    Y3K said this on July 14th, 2010 at 6:20 pm

  9. You guys better post his mixtape when it drops otherwise that’ll be a RAoF.

    YaBoyRampz said this on July 14th, 2010 at 6:25 pm

  10. uh…

    Crenshaw&Man.. said this on July 14th, 2010 at 6:54 pm

  11. See, I’m the best mayne…I deeyid et

    priceless….so is the “bisexual bridal shower” line.

    madConsumer said this on July 14th, 2010 at 6:55 pm

  12. I hope he is not narrating the documentary because if so it’ll be like 8hrs long and only a paragraph of information.

    x[aMc]x said this on July 14th, 2010 at 7:11 pm

  13. deto

    ace said this on July 14th, 2010 at 8:16 pm

  14. and who is eli porter?

    BlaqINK said this on July 14th, 2010 at 8:35 pm

  15. http://www.myspace.com/eliporterakaedolla here is his myspace niggas, HE DEED IT !!!!!!!

    Dillon Davis said this on July 14th, 2010 at 9:05 pm

  16. He finally finished runnin from da cat

    Raptorsarefriends said this on July 14th, 2010 at 9:07 pm

  17. “bisexual bridal shower” hahaha

    Shyguy said this on July 14th, 2010 at 9:12 pm

  18. “dis dude he need to stay in da shade”

    Raptorsarefriends said this on July 14th, 2010 at 9:18 pm

  19. Let me guess the name of the mixtape. “The Book Of Eli Porter”

    Dj ILL One said this on July 14th, 2010 at 9:31 pm

  20. Rick Ross – Teflon Don (Album) http://usershare.net/ptxqb4qff57x

    whodat? said this on July 14th, 2010 at 10:13 pm

  21. HEEELLL YEAH, ELI PORTER DEED EET MANE. Can’t wait for this to drop.

    Derp said this on July 14th, 2010 at 10:19 pm

  22. lmfao cant wait eli!

    sik said this on July 14th, 2010 at 10:19 pm

  23. CHECK OUT THE HOTTEST NEW ARTIST SIGNED TO JIVE RECORDS MICKEY FACTZ!!!!!LISTEN TO HIS HOT NEW SINGLE “PARADISE” EXCLUSIVELY HERE>>>>>>http://bit.ly/9Mh7Yu

    DallasUCMR said this on July 14th, 2010 at 10:37 pm

  24. Dead @ the documentary. Ironically he’s pretty much as articulate as alot of the famous rappers nowadays & after checknig out his myspace the same goes for his rapping skills, lol.

    Musikfiend said this on July 14th, 2010 at 11:24 pm

  25. Dead @ the documentary. Ironically he’s pretty much as articulate as a lot of the famous rappers nowadays & after checking out his myspace the same goes for his rapping skills, lol.

    Musikfiend said this on July 14th, 2010 at 11:24 pm

  26. i am not worthy

    BESTManye said this on July 14th, 2010 at 11:26 pm

  27. eli porter>JAY Z

    Rio$ said this on July 14th, 2010 at 11:36 pm

  28. I’m the best man, Eli Porter stains.

    http://clintbeefman.wordpress.com

    Whizzpup said this on July 14th, 2010 at 11:44 pm

  29. this dude is the Legend he deed it
    mixtape is going to make a heat people will lose their mind of Eli this summer belongs to Eli

    He deed it said this on July 14th, 2010 at 11:46 pm

  30. i’ve been waiting for this for YEARS

    chef said this on July 15th, 2010 at 12:07 am

  31. its even more hilarious how the tracks off of his myspace sound almost exactly like birdman and gucci mane ROFL

    chef said this on July 15th, 2010 at 12:16 am

  32. Did Eli Porter get his booster shot before recording this video?

    D. $cience said this on July 15th, 2010 at 12:35 am

  33. BREAKING NEWS: Eli Porter just confirmed his new street single is coming out August 3rd!!!!

    Eli Porter feat. Jay Electronica & Curren$y- 100 Miles And Runnin’ From The Cat

    HE DEED EET!!! http://www.myspace.com/eliporterakaedolla

    D. $cience said this on July 15th, 2010 at 12:41 am

  34. I’m still not convinced that he is not retarded. His eyes keep running from his thoughts.

    Radio Raheim said this on July 15th, 2010 at 1:28 am

  35. Fuck you guys for hating on Eli for real. It’s a shame how you guys make fun of this dude because of his condition. Even with the setback, he’s still grinding. SMFH. Do you E-Dolla.

    Figs said this on July 15th, 2010 at 1:33 am

  36. hahahaha

    really said this on July 15th, 2010 at 1:36 am

  37. I love The World Cup! World Cup is about sportsmanship. My boyfriend and i both think so. He is a sexy black man,lol. I know him via *** (B lack wh ite Cupid)* .*{C00M} *** a nice place for black white singles, to interact with each other…no bounds or extremes in front of true love. . …@love it

    ★★★★★★

    alicias said this on July 15th, 2010 at 1:55 am

  38. I expected this to be the funniest thing I saw today but after watching it I just ended up feeling sorry for the guy. He is NOT the best mayne. And he most certainly did not dooooooo eyit.

    kyle7560 said this on July 15th, 2010 at 2:03 am

  39. nobody gonna mention his arm? LOL DID THIS NIGGA JUST DONATE HIS RETARDED ASS BLOOD TO SOME POOR UNLUCKY SUMMABICH!?!

    RAOF!

    Idris said this on July 15th, 2010 at 2:33 am

  40. Elis got da cat da on Grilll!

    GhoSt said this on July 15th, 2010 at 3:14 am

  41. LMAOOOO @ Ryuk, D. $cience & x[aMc]x

    He REALLY Shouldnt Claim He Isnt Retarted Because More People Will Clown Him ; I Feel Bad For The Guy Sorta ..

    Mikee $tar said this on July 15th, 2010 at 5:43 am

  42. Damn Idris You Went Hard ; LMFAOOOO

    Mikee $tar said this on July 15th, 2010 at 5:44 am

  43. I feel bad for Eli Porter. He seems like a nice guy. He isn’t the best rapper, but he seems like a nice guy. So, best of luck to him and what he’s doing.

    David Tanner Guinn said this on July 15th, 2010 at 5:54 am

  44. im gonna eli porta potty somebody booth.

    jweff said this on July 15th, 2010 at 5:58 am

  45. who?

    Highly Effective said this on July 15th, 2010 at 6:05 am

  46. Documentary Trailer now up – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwEnG1IhnE

    2D said this on July 15th, 2010 at 9:27 am

  47. watch L.A reid sign him to Def Jam..

    mmkayy said this on July 15th, 2010 at 10:24 am

  48. “You can Goo Goo me”

    SWITCH™ said this on July 15th, 2010 at 11:08 am

  49. ELI ELI ELI ELI!!! someone sign him now!! Gonna blow up!!!
    Like to see him on Tim Westwood…he’s the best man he deed it!

    DJHeavytMetAL said this on July 15th, 2010 at 11:58 am

  50. LIL B x ELI COLLAB

    BOOOOOYA

    ThatKidRawr said this on July 15th, 2010 at 2:17 pm

  51. man its obvious that hes a little slow but shit it aint nothin to laugh at make fun of… let him do him.

    Busy said this on July 19th, 2010 at 6:14 pm

 

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