Random Acts of Fuckery: Slim Shady Curtis Edition


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Damn homie…
Word is
that Curtis lost over 50 lbs for his role in the upcoming blockbuster straight-to-DVD, Things Fall Apart. While I admit, I applaud Curtis for his dedication (word to Christian Bale in The Machinist). It doesn’t make any sense to do this to yourself when you know your acting career is going NO WHERE.

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~ by Shake on May 26, 2010.

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114 Responses to “Random Acts of Fuckery: Slim Shady Curtis Edition”

  1. Whaaat thats scary

  2. wow

  3. That’s that coke diet

  4. He look like a crackhead!

  5. Nooo…really? Holy shit son… this guy looks hilarious. He tends to entertain me as an artist and I do love many of his songs, but I can see many rappers in the future trying to clown him for that if they beef with 50… but meh… dedicated is dedication… 50 cent lost 50 lbs… damn homie, I’m still laughing. Keep doing what you do Curtis~

  6. lost weight? you mean he just stopped cycling HGH for a few weeks

  7. he looks like one of those dudes in the charity commercials

    should we give money?

  8. lol alien head ass kid

  9. Pause, but dude looks TERRIBLE.

  10. http://www.killerhiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/50cent1.jpg

    he got balls.

  11. I don’t think he knows that his acting career is going nowhere

  12. Maybe Hollywood will take him more serious if hes willing to do this for such a cheesy movie? Either way he could buy your servers and shoot em up with an AK if he wanted too, without spending .001 of his fortune, so I’d just go ahead and STFU now. kthnxbai

  13. fag ^^

  14. He looks like Dave Chappelle!

  15. shut up, henecore. bitch.

  16. Intelligent comebacks, exactly what I expected from the 12 year olds that post in the c-section on 2dopeboyz. LULZ

  17. Shake, you’re a certified bitch ass white boy. You should be a random act of fuckery, you sped up soul sample sounding bitch with a chin piercing.

    50 gonna win an Academy Award for this!

  18. holy shit wtf?? Machinist like shit… ^^^^^and u sir sound like a fuckin stan when u aint even seen the movie yet lol

  19. GODDAMN Curtis!!! thats crazy!
    but do your thing…

  20. …Talk to me when you’re a 30 in the waist, Munkey.

  21. don’t need a comeback when some fan boy is running his mouth like a fucking loose handle, you shouldnt compare 2db’s money with shitty cent rather get on yo job ho

  22. ^co-sign dude who said he looks like Chappelle.

  23. all tha rappers that wanna fight got their opportunity damnnn

  24. @Realist Suck on Shakes dick some more, he needs that Groupie Love

  25. Well I thought it was DMX at first.

    Show some courtesy, Curtis.

  26. yo…that nigga looks dead. that’s not even healthy.

  27. Word to Christian Bale? do your homework buddy word to Robert De Niro in Raging Bull!!!

  28. are we sure this “movie” isn’t some sort of cover up for a crack addiction

  29. Gawwwddd dayummnnnnnn

    NOW thats hardcore

  30. can u say photoshop?

  31. I would kill to see Lil Wayne…..Nigga look worst than wayne…and that is hard to do…..LMAO……

  32. I would kill to see Lil Wayne…..Nigga look worst than wayne…and that is hard to do…..LMAO……

  33. 50 is probably gonna make more money then shake has ever made into his own website with this movie, thats sad, 2010 get ur money up shake 4real, thats why i told lupe to shit on u bitch haha remember dat

  34. LOL @ crac

  35. hes doing it for the movie, in which i am pretty sure he is playing some sort of skinny african. so it makes sense.

  36. henecore is still a bitch though, considering he took he seriously.
    bitch. “lulz”

  37. do i smell a Oscar………….

  38. henecore you know you on that nigga shitty cents testicles so take that gay shit somewhere else. i think its funny when niggas come onto another niggas site and tell them to get their money up…. wtf!! you niggas ass backwards

  39. That’s What Them Album Sells Do To Ya

    50 Give Eminem Crack Back Please Damn Son

  40. i’m not gonna lie, i thought that was DMX for a hot second

  41. LMAO!!!

  42. Naw thats not 50 thats straight photo shop. He didn’t get rid of the tattoo on his back…

  43. @B

    Do I smell A Oscar…..

    hahhahaa

    A Oscar Mayer Is What He Need This Nigga Look Hungry

  44. @Realist This shit free to the public homie, I don’t have to like Shake to come here, Meka is that dude so….. plus I’m a fan of Fif, your a Shake dick-rider. Fifty has dropped shit that will be remembered forever, Shake is a blogger who trys to beef with rappers. WTF he gon do next, go at Lupe on wax? LMAO. Who knows if this site will be up in 5 years? But trust that Fifty will still be in the public eye. Get your priorities straight you fuckin fruit.

  45. Internet is full of haters. People point at their computer screen looking at people doing things with their life. Look in the mirror u cornmuffins.

  46. he playa a cancer patient in this movie. and might i say he really looks sick

  47. 50s obviously surrounded by a bunch of yes man. noones telling him what hes doing is retarded. wheres the old fif at man? dudes changed.

    first the tattoo removal for a movie that never even came out, now this. dudes next cd better bang, or he’s officially over. enough is enough.

  48. Rick Ross offficially won the war

  49. That’s incredible dedication.

  50. He still looks twice as buff as I am. That’s fucked up…

  51. i can’t even pay attention to the radio anymore .. the way 50 cent looks is seriously disgusting me .. i’m bout to throw up =/

  52. lmao thats fucked up

  53. I wanna see Ricky Rosé do this.

  54. MUH FUCKA LOOK LIKE A ALIEN

  55. I’m not a dick rider of no one, i just know when a nigga hatin and when another nigga bein a stan. my priorities straight, i work and play ball, wtf you doing? If the site here or the site gone who cares, you won’t be getting no music though bitch so don’t bite the hand that feeds you nigga

  56. @Protege that’s some extra hater shit. Yes men? Retarded? When is 100% dedicated to anything you’re doing classified as retarded? The tattoo removal for a film that didn’t come out will benefit him in the long run for other roles. It’s retarded to think that he only did it for one movie.

    So he’s retarded for venturing out and trying something different? He has yes men because they encourage growth? Get real. You’re one of those anchor kind of people, aren’t you? You don’t encourage the people you’re around to do new things and test the waters in something else.

    I commend 50 for this. Best of luck with his acting career.

  57. This Nigga Sleep As Fuck! he looks like he’s beggin for a sandwich dude look hungry as hell someone give this man a damn happy meal!!!!

  58. god damn you guys are lame as fuck arguing over the internet, i really hope your both under the age of 15, then i can understand it i guess. seriously go outside, get off the computer, stop pushing refresh, you sound like a bunch of faggots.

  59. shake, whats the deal with that lupe shit? u got dissed by his crew?

  60. “Well I thought it was DMX at first.”

    lol.. I thought the same thing at first glance..

  61. What Polka said. If officer Rawse did this shit, THAT would be impressive.

    Fif looks like he should have flies on his face and a telethon number in front of him in that pic on the left, though.

  62. THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A TURTLE WITH OUT A SHELL

  63. I have to disagree with you on this one Shake.

    To say 50 is doing this to himself for no reason is not true. He obviously didn’t think so if he chose to do it, and he said he’s gonna be back to his old self. 50′s doin’ what he has to do to breakout as an actor, like many other not-famous people have to do. He could easily just do 100 gangster movies but he isn’t. No fuckery in that

  64. The pic says he was a 38″ waist! WTF?!! He was a fat muthafukka!

  65. Why has he done this for a movie that is going straight to DVD..meaning a movie: which nobody is going to see.

  66. Yayo finally gave him the virus……

  67. IVE READ ALL THESE COMMENTS AND OFF COURSE MOST OF YOU ARE HATERS BUT ON THE REAL THIS IS WHAT I CALL DEDICATION NOT MANY RAPPERS CAN DO THAT.

    AS FOR B.I.S.D WHAT MOST OF YOU FAIL TO REALIZE IS THAT INTERSCOPE SPECIFICALLY JIMMY IVINE AND 50 GOT PROBLEMS ESPECIALLY AFTER YAYO AND BANKS GOT DROPPED. 50 KNEW HIS CONTRACT WAS GONNA BE UP AND WAS ALREADY PAID HIS DUE SO HE COULD HAVE GIVE A FUCK LESS ABOUT PUTTING IN ANY EFFORT FOR B.I.S.D WHICH IS WHY IT DIDN’T DO AS WELL AS HIS PREVIOUS EFFORTS NOT COUNTING INTERSCOPE NOT PROMOTING THE ALBUM AT ALL BUT IT STILL MANAGED TO GO GOLD.

    AT THE END OF THE DAY 50 IS STILL DOING HIS THING GETTING PAPER AND IS WORTH $400 MILL. YOU CAN ADD UP ALL THE BANK ACCOUNTS FROM RAPPERS 50 HAVE OR HAD BEEF WITH (JA RULE, FAT JOE, CAMRON, NAS, OFFICER RICKY, ETC) AND THEY STILL DONT COME CLOSE TO WHAT 50 IS WORTH!!!!!!!!!!

  68. He’s playing it off as if he’s lose the weight for the role, truth is he ran out of steroids!

  69. Ok, WHY would someone who can’t act worth a dam do this to himself for a role in a movie? It makes no sense and it’s not hate, that’s just God give common sense. If you take the body of a Maserati and put it over a Toyota, is the car going to perform any better?

  70. Ok, people saying it’s photoshop must be stupid as shit, c’mon, how old are you?? He’s not that bad an actor imo. But what the hell.. I’ve only watched one or two movies with dude in.

  71. Oh, yeah, and I bet he won’t survive 9 shots now.

  72. 50 puts his all into alot of his work or he wudnt be worth 100s of mills. that takes HARD WORK. hes simply putting the same effort into his acting thats all. and it helps ppl take u seriously. One of his films got sold at cannes already. hes a business man. you have to work hard to get results and be taken seriously thats all.

  73. has he got prosthetics on his head tho? cos it does look mad alien

  74. Ok, so he’s not a great actor. Let’s look at the positives. He is showing dedication. In his mind, he may think that he CAN be a good actor, so he’s doing what he’s got to do. He didn’t have to do this, but for some reason, he is. I’m interested to see the movie now to see what it’s all about and if it’s worth it to him. He seems to think that it’s worth it.

  75. @ London – You know that Cannes Film Festival is the home to all low budget movies right? There are the pro films that are submitted to the festival for judging, and then there are literally THOUSANDS of B-movies sold there.

  76. it makes me hungry to look at him

  77. http://i46.tinypic.com/297i85.jpg

    I didn’t make it if you’re wondering, I wouldn’t have done such a good job.

  78. goddamn he looks fuckin’ horrible!!

  79. OMG. wHAT iz da movie called, allien vs predtor.. ALLIEN looking ass nigga..!

  80. STARVIN MARVIN

  81. Looks like 50 got a House In Virginia

  82. that is definitely some crazy dedication, and i don’t know how anyone can shit on him for that. it would be funny though if he never manages to his old figure back. i couldn’t really imagine this walking carcass looking 50 rapping.

  83. @plague hahahahahhahahah
    nigga he dont have no hiv…calm ur self lol

  84. If 50 Cent and Tyrone Biggums had a baby……it would look something like this.

  85. Yo the Machanist is my shit. Bale’s best performance. Everybody go see it. Its on netflix instant watch.

  86. He is 90210hhhh

  87. this is clearly fake?

    all his tattoos are gone

  88. Ahh man, Fiddy looks like a damn martian!

  89. Trivia: What rapper you think will use his weight-loss in a punchline first?? i thought of a cpl at the first glance of the photo!!

  90. I”m sure 50 really cares what a 2 bit blogger and a handful of internet surfers think about his weight loss for a movie role.

  91. i’m white too and..

    #

    Shake, you’re a certified bitch ass white boy. You should be a random act of fuckery, you sped up soul sample sounding bitch with a chin piercing.

    50 gonna win an Academy Award for this!

    Yall dont see said this on May 26th, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    LOL ,WTF guy¿

  92. amen Shake. The fact will remain that he’s just not a good actor. Everything sounds forced.

  93. WHAT THE FUCK ROFL UGLY ASS KID.

  94. i’m calling this bullshit or his stunt double.

  95. this dude is wack!
    50 is gone, he is over!!!

  96. WHERES ALL HIS TATOOS IS THIS PHOTO EVEN REAL????

  97. Someone said Starvin Marvin and first thing I thought when I saw pics was are they going to make live action South Park movie!

  98. He kinda looks like that thing from I Am Legend.
    http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/Taliesin_ttlg/I%20am%20legend/iamlegend_inthesun.jpg

  99. Y’all some haters and your thoughts reflect that. Even Shake is thinking stupidly.

    1. This is what actors who want to be taken seriously do.
    2. He his a joint venture with another individual for their production company which is producing and filming the movie. Hence, all the profits the movie make will return directly to him. He’s in the beginning of his film career.
    3. He has professional nutrionist who’s job is to help him gain and lose weight healthily.
    4. He removed his tatoo a while back.

  100. Y’all some haters and your thoughts reflect that. Even Shake is thinking stupidly.

    1. This is what actors who want to be taken seriously do.
    2. He his a joint venture with another individual for their production company which is producing and filming the movie. Hence, all the profits the movie make will return directly to him. He’s in the beginning of his film career.
    3. He has professional nutrionist who’s job is to help him gain and lose weight healthily.
    4. He removed his tatoo a while back.

  101. he look like one of the night creatures in I Am Legend

  102. How is that 50? Where are all the tattoos???

  103. Wher are his tattoos?

  104. hollywood can easily cover up tattoos man….relax!

  105. he signed to do a job, done what they asked and he getting paid for it.
    he isnt in any blockbusters ala will smith, cos he aint got the fan base for it.
    if this was some semi new ‘actor’ people will be all up on the props, but cos its 50 people hating? na, i dont see it.

  106. I seriously think he fucks around with tweek!
    His eyes are sunken in and same goes with his jawline.
    I really dont think that a fool who care so much about acting tough and buff would go out of his way to get really fucking skinny for a shitty movie.

  107. he looks like a cross between antawn jamison and tyrone biggums

  108. I liked 50′s role in Soul Plane 2: The Black Jacking. LOL!!! Boondocks is funny.

    There are going to be so many rap lyrics and comedy what not about this its not even funny. I mean it will be funny… but not for him.

  109. crackheaded ass nigga.

  110. Dude looks like he just had chemotherapy…

  111. http://www.bet.com/Assets/BET/Published/image/jpeg/ba71ba77-91ca-ec1b-0a73-6dfbf3511ba4-life_fb_SignatureTattoos_50Cent.jpg

    ya’ll niggas retarded, 50 got tats on his back

  112. yeah, my money shall be placed on ricky ross now..

  113. Im still wondering when this is gonna make it to the Random acts of Fuckery…Maybe have Meka post it?

    http://www.hiphopsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Picture-3.png

  114. Really great writing. Truely.

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