Lil Wayne Makes No Sense…

*dead* Let me do this Mother’s Day bonanza with my own. Happy Mother’s Day to the rest of the world.

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~ by Meka on May 9, 2010.

Hip Hop, Video

61 Responses to “Lil Wayne Makes No Sense…”

  1. really..

  2. “Rob a fuckin’ dollar store..”

  3. lmaoooo PREACH

  4. Heres a mothers day gift from wayne from prison now tell me if this makes sense

    It’s not many words in the world more powerful than “mother.” Those six letters can bring joy, just like they bring pain. It can invoke excitement just as quickly as it can anger, depending on the context, I guess. For myself, it means more than I can ever possibly describe, but I will try. I associate the term with immeasurable strength, beautiful patience and infinite wisdom.

    You can probably already tell, but the main reason for this letter is to pay tribute to every positive matriarch on Mother’s Day. In my eyes, that day is 365 days a year, but I understand the significance of the holiday. The love between a mother and her offspring is hands down the most beautiful thing God created. More than money, more than fame, more than cars. You know why? Because true love is the only thing that lasts from the moment you’re born to the second you perish. To all the mothers who read this letter, I hope this day allows you to feel the love and respect you so rightfully deserve. You are the role models, not me.

    To the mothers of my beautiful children, there remains nothing but love, adoration and respect coming from my heart. Even with the mistakes I’ve made in my life, you give me reason to smile in a place where they attempt to break your spirit each day the sun rises. I love my babies with all my heart. And the fact you brought them into this world only gives me more and more motivation to write these words. Happy Mother’s Day.

    Last but not least, my own mother, Ms. Cita. You are my heart and you are my soul. Please don’t ever forget that. We’ve been through everything one could possibly imagine together. With each obstacle that has come our way, you have handled it with the grace and dignity I can only hope to mimic. Even writing this, it’s tough to come to grips with the fact I cannot spend this special day with you. Like you always preached, a man must accept his own actions – good and bad – and learn from them. And that’s what I’m doing. Mom, I love you more than you will ever know. Probably more than I love my own self. Enjoy Mother’s Day because you deserve it. Also, find comfort knowing your son loves you and misses you like crazy.

    To everyone, again, I cannot stress this enough, thank you so, so much for the support. My spirits are sky high thanks to you all. It makes the day pass faster knowing people out there care about you and want you to do well. I pray the letters keep coming in at the volume they are right now, especially the overseas ones. They let me know life still does move on, even if I forget at times. I just ask that you all keep the letters to one page. And keep sending the pictures, too. Some of you are talented beyond belief with the drawings and paintings.

    I’ll go ahead and end the letter here, but again Happy Mother’s Day to each and every lady who has raised/is raising her kids the best way possible. Take care. God bless. Live life. Show love.

    “I can trust my loving Savior
    When I fear the world’s alarms;
    There’s no safer place of resting
    Than His everlasting arms”
    ___________________________________________

    I would love to thank the following fans:

    Saraya Mabrey – Thanx for the love & for attending all my shows.

    John Hoffman – thanx for the kind words

    Sonovia McPhee – Thanx for holding my hand + you haven’t lost a friend, you’ve found one in me…

    Liana Washington – Yes, I’m getting my arnold on

    Susan Riler – Thanx for the support Wifey

    S.Nicol Bell – Thanx for the respect & for really listening

    Esther Oladele, Anita Abayome & Co – (I love ya’ll too in my best english accent)

    Luisa Sulsona – you’re nervous but you wrote 7 pages, thanx baby

    Anna Hundy Golden aka Miss Cousin – run baby run. thank you

    Josiah Temple – Thanx for the love but your eternity is more important. Trust me

    Chelsea from Pittsburgh – I honestly couldn’t read your letter from your handwriting. sorry but thanx anyway

    Shae Carr – Don’t cry baby

    Illya Mitchell – thanx & sorry about your pops

    Lindsey Watson – thanx for the luv & carter V is coming soon, yes I’ll be touring & Sorry I only sleep at my house

    Emily Ness – thanz for your absolute love & support and knowing all my songs. You’re a true fan. And the sky isn’t the limit, there are footprints on the moon.

    Raven Smith aka Ray Simone – thanx for the real love. I’m honored to know I helped you in anyway and the tat in the mouth would be simply f**king awesome & yes I smiled and Laughed while reading your letter.

    Jordan Rando – Your words were as motivated as my own. Thank you & I hope that party shuts down!

    Ysabella Espinoza – Thanx for the support babe. Thanx for wearing the shirt & attending the show.

    Chris Austin – thanx for the love, i’ll let Lil Twist know that I read your letter. Much love 2 the dream team

    Ms Carrie Yates – thank you for the words & tears, My new gal pal

    Shaniya Duncan – thanx for the words & yes that was me int he episode & don’t worry an alien is cool!

    Allison Holley – thank you – your profession is ultimate

    Zohal Amir – thanx for the love & support since “hardball”! and you’re a cutie

    Joshua Andrews – thanx for the strong words & shout out to the westbank!

    Joelle Bryson – you are beautiful in every way I want to meet you. Write back with a #

    Samantha Madrid – sorry about granny. there is no secret. Just live & smile. Pain helps the strength of the smile. I wouldn’t change a thing.

    Adam Hosford – thanx for the amazing words for attending my show. I be back!

    Jacquette Vencie – your words were intelligent yet funny. made me think & laugh & I want 2 meet you as well, & yes I’ll take it easy. By the way, that’s an Aries symbol on the right side of my face.

    Ms. Amber Upton – thanx for attending my show & for finding time to write me. I bet your kid is amazing & thanks for the compliment. I hope your fam is fine now.

    Tia Wunder – thank you babe. And I hope you kill’em in softball field. Go Tia!

    Erica Lynn “Mrs Carter Campbell” – I luv the envelope & what your idea the F is for.

    Daniel Wykowski – Write about you babe – be you!

    Chris Melchor – thank you & I hope 2 meet you too someday. Tell moms she should listen too! And I hope you never get tired of me.

    Samantha Hutcherson – I hope I keep poppin up in your dreams babe & you should still be head over-hills for me

    K. Foxx (Hot97) – You are truly a beautiful woman inside and out. Thank you for always remaining positive. Tune is Tuned in to you in the morning.

  5. I really agree with this crazy mo’foe smh

  6. “Jesus on a motorcycle…”

  7. LMFAO “JESUS ON A MOTORCYCLE!”

  8. that shit was hilarious, mostly because its true

  9. Sweaty ass nucca… But he not lying, nobody listens to lyrics anymore, long as the beat is something to move to. Sprinkle in a hot line here and a hot couple bars there and you can talk about ANYTHING (just like everyone is doing now). But this shit is funny, “Jesus on a Motorcycle…”

  10. Damn I think that’s the most I’ve seen a comedian sweat

  11. If he drops a mock album, he should definitely name it Jesus On A Motorcycle… Even if it made no sense, for some reason his delivery made my day…

  12. Lol!

  13. weeeeezy f signed my chest, just above my nipple, at one of his shows in LA.

  14. lmaaaoo

  15. jesus on a motorcycle

  16. LMAO….dude was mad sweaty tho (II)

    And nobody read that long ass book you wrote up there bro haha

  17. Some one get this guy a towel, y he sweating like that lol

  18. I literally didnt even crack a smile at this…..and no, im not a Wayne dickrider.

  19. well that was retarded.

  20. Jesus on a motorcycle was funny.

  21. I agree that Wayne makes no sense, but dude wasn’t funny. Also why was he sweating like he just ran a marathon?

  22. I want an MP3 of that song!!!

  23. He was probably sweating like that because he was talking about a popular topic n didn’t kno what to expect… Anytime anybody say anything about Wayne it usually draws mixed signals

  24. Its called the southern movement, and unless your half retarded you probably wont like it or understand it.

  25. takes no effort to understand the music of retards unxpekted

  26. hater

  27. “takes no effort to understand the music of retards unxpekted”

    What does effort have to do with terrible music with no content?

  28. Who the fuck is Tony Roberts?

  29. hahahahh , what are all the rapper gonna do now that their method is exposed

  30. Lil Wanye never makes any sense ever since he stopped writing and spitting off the dome it just doesn’t work. The only rapper it works for is Hov just…

  31. did he take a shower with that fag vest on or somethin. I couldnt even pay attention to the jokes, seemed like he just got out of game 5 of the playoffs

  32. this shit was funny…ppl askin “why is he sweatin like that?” he’s a performer they always sweat

  33. OJ OUT THERE BUYIN KNIVES

  34. This guy is a joke, and not a funny one. Wayne doesn’t make sense because he uses free association style of rapping? Stupid!!!! Wu Tang and many others have done the same thing

  35. hahahahaha dead @ jesus on a motorcycle.

  36. lol at people trying to justify bad music. wayne not making sense is horrible, who cares about why he does it.

  37. Lmaooooooooooooooooo (Drop dead laughing)

  38. why this bitch sweatin so much

  39. [round of applause]

  40. man..I wanna download that song haha

  41. hahahahhahaha finally someone with some sense.

  42. LMFAO, who the fuck is this dude? Funny as hell.

  43. @ Tom
    Man shut the fuck up. Wu-Tang does not rap like lil Wayne. That was fuckin’ stupid. Wu-Tang has gritty shit. Wayne is for the birds. Wu-Tang has lyrics. Wayne has trash…
    Anyway pretty funny. I want to hear the whole song tho. It’s hard to hear it in the background =P

  44. Tony Roberts is the fucking man.. haha

  45. OJ out there buying knifes!!!!!!!!
    Rob a dollar store!!!
    Obama cheap suits!!!!!

  46. hahahahaha……not. this shit was lame as fuck, and whats funny is that dude look like he just arm werestled a whale, damn there every rapper jumps from topic to topic unless it’s themed happy mothers day to all the single mothers out there.

  47. lol shit was true, most people gettin mad about it probably either
    a) are some lame ass rappers that do that ride lil waynes jock
    b)dont understand the concept of lil wayne, idk….not having any actual lyrics after his ghostwriters dipped.

    free association? nigga please…..
    there’s a HUGE difference between, say….an Aesop Rock/P.O.S./Eyedea and a lil wayne.

    The difference? Abstract rhyming vs. saying whatever shit comes to your mind when you get high.
    You can be abstract/cryptic and shit might seem like it makes no sense at all for people people that are too lazy to dissect the lyrics and find there actually IS a message to the song. Lil wayne tho?….that’s just shitting out a bunch of words and throwing a punchline in and calling it a verse.why do you think he can do so many guest spots? he comes up with 2 punchlines that he thinks will catch peoples attention and just bullshits the rest, kinda like a high school essay.

  48. The funny thing is that most of Wayne’s beats aren’t even that good. When I listened to No Ceilings, I was amazed by how he picked so many mediocre beats (Ice Cream Paint Job, Swag Surfin’, O Let’s Do It) to spit over. I know it’s just a mixtape, but that doesn’t mean you can’t pick good beats. Wayne is just a big heaping plate of meh.

  49. could have been funny, but wasn’t.

    wayne has proven that he rap coherently through his pre-Carter III lps and his countless mixtapes.

    Wayne now raps “free-association” like one poster said (like MF Doom does, fyi). Also, rap in general now stresses style and delivery over lyrical prowess, so rapping is more like scatting in terms of the role it plays with the accompanying beat and lyrics take a backseat.

    If you don’t like how it sounds, fine. Move on. Just stop the hate. There are much worse rappers.

  50. @vuze^^^ dont ever think wayne does anything at all like mf doom… doom drops gems all fukin day… wayne has no gems, a few average punchlines and his delivery is pretty shit aswell imo… thinking someone is shit doesnt always equal hate bro… he may just be shit

  51. clearly people arn’t understanding what lil wayne actually says in his rhymes. he has a lot of wit when he wants to show it. he does fuck around more than the average rapper tho. but you get a pass when you’ve made more material than any rapper, period.

  52. @jay daniels
    if lil wayne is as good as he and all his dick riders believe then no one should be sayin shit about a pass thats ridiculous, if you say your the best rapper in the world pretty much everyday since the carter III lol then i dont wanna hear shit like da da da

    ps who the fuck is tony robert? i love comedy and this didnt even make me smile…

  53. Man I watched his show the other day and could not laugh b/c of all dat sweatin he was doin. He used to be one of my favorites!!!! Poor lil Tony! He funny sometimes! I remember he said this girl breath smell like horse hiccups! And like she was rubbin her hand under her arm pits and lickin her hands! That shit was ridiculous!

  54. you get a pass for making a lot of shitty music, instead of just some shitty music? great call kid

  55. that was a waste of time. this dude is not funny, and should clean that sweat up.

  56. this is what ppl have been saying for the past few years. idk how ppl like wayne but i guess to each his own confused taste

  57. “NAKED @ THE WAFFLE HOUSE..
    …Detroit Basketball..”

    (*crying!!)

  58. “Jesus on a motorcycle OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH” Laugh. My. Ass. Off.

  59. not really funny…….

    though somewhat true….

  60. It was aiite compared to how funny he normally gets. Tony Roberts a beast though.

  61. This is still funny as fuck to me. Smh.

 

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