Random Acts Of Fuckery: Two Piece & A Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuit Edition

This has been floating around for the past day or two, but I just never got around to it until someone fired this off to me today. How you gonna pop off at the lip and then get your shit pushed down your throat? Add the fuckery of his girl talking wild shit and this is just vintage madness. The best part of the whole video is the white guy’s t-shirt. Truer words were never screen-printed.

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~ by Meka on February 17, 2010.

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130 Responses to “Random Acts Of Fuckery: Two Piece & A Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuit Edition”

  1. he got what he deserved “dumb nigga!!!”. ha ha ha saw this on worldstarhiphop

  2. The worst shit about all this, is the racism on youtube, but who cares bout that it’s just kids they’ll grow up.

    But it sucks cause for every black the further the cause, some ignant as mother fucker brings it 2 steps back

  3. Call the Amber Lamps!!!!! smh.

  4. THATS WHAT HUEY WAS TALKIN ABOUT WHEN HE DESCRIBED THE NIGGA MOMENT!!!!!!

  5. clear cut case of not know who you are fucking with…

  6. ehhh this bad in everyway really…old dude looks like a crazy war vet on some real shit though

  7. AHAHAHAWWWWW SHIT!

  8. smh ignorant ass niggas, im glad he got his ass beat, talking all that shit tryna be hard, he got his ass whooped by a 65 year man hahahaha

  9. ama lamp

  10. nigga was caught up in the nigga moment lol boondocks

  11. wowwwwww.. old man did that nigga dirrrrrty.. i couldnt even laugh at this..

  12. Old white guy FTW!

    “I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!”

    “OH JESUS CHRIIIIIST”

    *dead and buried*

  13. he deserved that – that dude was pretty much minding his business too – payback for all the dumb ass people who cause trouble on the bus/train for no reason – citizens STAND UP!!

  14. dude really is a Vietnam vet and is fucked up as hell in the head. theres another video of him getting tazered at an a’s game not to long ago. black dude got what he deserved though. worst part about it was the fact that the dumb bitch filming went up and jacked white dudes grocerys after he hopped off the bus. oh and i was dead at “bring ammulance” hahahah

  15. hahahahhahaha That old nam vet had a fucken fannypack on hahahahaha, shitttt that is too fucking much.

  16. every dude walking around that thinks he is tough should watch this video and see what can happen to you when you don’t mind your own fucking business and stay in your seat. the old man moved away from the situation, while the black guy walked up there 2x.. he deserved to get punched right in his face. it’s not a race thing.. I would hope that anyone would get their faces broken if they acted the same way

  17. if only he was there when kanye took taylor swifts mic.

  18. “when keeping it real goes wrong”

  19. its a bit of a clint eastwood in Gran Torino moment…

  20. NAH, KANYE WAS RIGHT, BE’S VIDEO WAS BETTER, PLUS SHE GOT A NICER ASS!!!!!!!!!

  21. Watching it again and again. Beautiful. Just beautiful.

  22. i also love it where he tells the white dude – after – he’s got of the bus ‘i’ll fuck you up’. yeah right, looks like you’d have a good chance at that.. and whats this with stealing dudes shopping after? that girl has no f*ckin morals / values at all.

  23. props to the white dude. that neegrachi shouldn’t have been talking all that sheit. & that bitch ass “punch” he threw? gtfo.

  24. this is the shitI TOLD YOU DON’T FUCK WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. wtf as soon as the old man got off, she jacks the dude’s groceries? fat ignorant bitches FTL

  26. @ Rympul : I was sayin the same shit, duffed his ass out with a fannypack on!!! Lol ohh shit that was well done, plus someone in the background yelled “Dam, He whoopin that nigga ass”

  27. “Hey, young man? You got knock the FUCK OUT” lol

  28. GOT YO SHIT FUCKED UP.

    I don’t fucks with old folks for a reason. I saw Gran Torino.

  29. lol that nigga acted stupid , white dude left him leakin…..bring the ambulamps …LoL

  30. fannypack ftw!!!

  31. nigga got his ass kicked point blank. you talk to much shit try to act hard you get your face smashed in he thought cuz it was an old ass white man he wasnt gonna fight back.
    funny shit

  32. I’m fuckin loving this. I’m hispanic so i’m not taking sides in this whole black vs white shit BUT, the whole black(& latino) view that all white people are out to get us is fuckin stupid. The black guy overreacted & touched him so he got his shit knocked in.

    & that chick “SAY THAT AGAIN PINKY”, “BEAT HIS WHITE ASS” what a stupid bitch yo, racism goes both ways.

  33. On the real I could barely hear what was being said, all I saw was that brotha get his ass whooped by Santa Claus!!!

    LOL

  34. when keepin’ it real goes wrong

  35. GOAT

  36. I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!!!

    Cold ass white boy right there.

  37. I love the old woman screaming “Oh LAWD” in the background… fuckin’ nigga got mercked lmao
    white dude probably an old marine/vietnam vet.

  38. Old man warned him, “I’ll slap the shit outta you”. I guess your boy had to find out for himself.

  39. It was a stupid act by a guy who happened to be black. The guy that whooped that ass happened to be white. Don’t get the whole take sides thing Benny Blanco was talking about cuz I was unaware of any black vs white thing that anyone was talking about. Just curious Benny do think hispanic is a race? Oh the dumg ass girls who were instigating were ignorant as hell just like ol dude.

  40. ^* dumb

  41. I’m buying that shirt. I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

  42. So apparently I Am A Motherfucker, Epic Beard Guy is my new hero

  43. ahahahahahahah!! “I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!” oh man that shit was great..

  44. Part 2 – LOLLLLL @ when he screams – AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT (the clip you didnt see) – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek

  45. haha holy shit i cant believe this wasn’t staged…..i mean with the t-shirt and all….

  46. That old dude was Sly Stallone in Rocky Balboa LMAO brotha you got owned by a 67 year old cat sit dowwwwwn

  47. Correction that old dude was Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino LMAO!!!!!

  48. @dre3staxx

    the fight started cuz the black guy thought the white guy was being racist & there are a lot of racial comments on the youtube pages, that’s what i’m talking about.

    & no, i don’t think hispanic is a race. there are white & black hispanics & there are mixed hispanics like myself.

  49. nigga down

  50. This just great. Ignorant dude gets knocked out after talking tough, right in front of his trashy ass girls.
    I like how the girl with the headphones doesn’t even react at all.

  51. @Benny Blanco

    Props for the response homey. I was just asking cuz some people think hispanic is a race. You seem real cool tho. Oh Youtube comment section=stormfront/kkk/tea bagger home page.

  52. So the moral of this story is…Well, there are plenty to point out right now, but I think the biggest one is leave yo bullshit at home and dont fuck with somebody you dont know.

    Especially a guy who looks like he’s been in Vietnam. I mean even if he wasnt that fucker looked pretty much in shape for his age. He looks like he runs about a mile everyday and takes his vitamins. Im not surprised he got his ass kicked by that guy. What surprised me was how much he was bleeding. I mean fuck. You damn right he needs a damn ambulance. I bet you he need to go to the dentist too. Maybe even get checked for brain damage. Hell who the fuck knows.

  53. “Why you being so hostile man?”

    “Cuz I’m pissed off.”

    “You ain’t scarin’ this white boy!”

  54. damm that fool got fucked up by a 67 year old!! lol …. but was still talkin shit as his face was leakin like a mug lol smh

  55. My friend showed me this yesterday. Had me dying…”bring uh ammulamps” – LOL.

  56. “I dont care. it could be a chinaman too”

    This guy NEEEEEEEEEEEDS to be in a remake of gran torino. i watched this shit yesterday at least 15 times. it’s still perfect.

    this is me never talking more shit than i need to ever again.

  57. yo…….didn’t even need that description….you just knew that the white guy was going to lay mad hands on that Hell Rell look-a-like

  58. Damn. I am never gonna mess with anyone wearing a fannypack ever again

  59. On a sidenote,
    these are by far the best comments i’ve read about this video. i saw it on digg.com first, and all the comments resort to race. youtube is just full of racists 13 years olds.

    If the guy would have controlled himself he wouldn’t have gotten beat smh

    And this definitely sets blacks a few steps back again (in the minds of other races).

  60. what kind of person takes another person’s groceries after they leave the bus…? what’s wrong with these people

  61. AC Transit is always entertaining. I slightweight miss it…

    … but not really

  62. do fights on the bus not occur in other cities or do you guys not film it? just curious cuz the last two big fights on the bus i’ve seen on youtube have been filmed in the bay area

  63. i am very happy about all the comments on this website…shows we got some good heads on 2dopeboyz not some ignorant people talking a whole bunch of garbage

  64. i mean common sense would tell u to leave the old guys bag alone after u just seen him put the beats on someone…

  65. ..and why did everyone start backing up Hell-Rell Jr. AFTER the old man laid the smackdown…”That man…he-he on some kind of dope” “You can press charges!!”

  66. i love how people can be (read: are) so fucking stupid… after dude caught that L the old black lady was saying “that man is on dope thats why he did it” no mam i’m sorry that kid touched him first AFTER he moved to the front of the bus to avoid it that’s probably why… then that dumb bitch with the camera talking about pressing charges… she must not know the meaning of self defense… the lesson to be learned here is if you are gonna put your hands on someone you better go all out. it was obvious the young guy was just trying to scare the old white man with the “thug persona” news flash it doesn’t work

    he did look like a bootleg hell rell though

  67. i was so shocked that i didnt even laugh but when everyone realized that the old dude just slugged him their reactions were priceless i was rollin

    “oh what the fuck!!!!” haha she thought he was about to hurt this dude and instead saw him get taken and smh at grabbin the bag and runnin to the back of the bus

  68. don’t be racist son

  69. Stupid black wanksta thought he was tough and got the shit slapped out of him. that white guy is a legend!! Then the fat bitch steals his food?? bunch of scumbag pussies!!!

  70. @james dean

    unfortunately the answer to that is they were all black (not everyone on the bus but everyone blaming the white man) and a white man put the hands to a black man so instead of defending the person in the right they defend the guy the same color as them if it would have been two black dudes it would have been different… well one would have probably got shot

  71. @brendan

    Nah, people just don’t get it on film, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen fights break out in the subways in NY. People just lose their shit while taking public transportation.

  72. “Dont pull the thang out unless you plan to bang” Andre 3000

    Dude fucked up lol, dont think these white boys out here cant fight too. Next time you better be prepared to whoop somebody ass before you think the fight is won

  73. yea he needed to get but the fuck up im glad white dude went in lol..funny ass shirt “i am a motherfucker” lol

  74. I usually don’t condone violence, but I’ll admit I enjoyed seeing that ignorant f#ck get what he had comin’…just goes to show, you should respect your fellow man – you never know when they might push your shit in!

  75. btw here’s part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs9pAIkdlqo&feature=related

  76. ahaha saw this yesterday but this one is def funnier then the black lady that got fckd up by an asian on a bus lol..

  77. he leakin

  78. Last time i got in a fight i got my ass kicked….just thought i’d throw that out there

  79. thats a white kimbo slice …..yeah thats who it was

  80. lol this is hilarious especially the mortal kombat remix

  81. thats a white kimbo slice …..

  82. haha shit was funny regardless

  83. lmfao That oldman said fuck the bullshit

  84. lol at the white hipster chick sitting next to ol boy that got knocked out!!! ahahhaha

  85. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wccFVYmuYcs

  86. and “say it say it say it again pinky”

  87. This makes it even funnier! Call the AMBALAMPS!!!

  88. sorry forgot the link

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjmRM6Umms

  89. i gotta get me one of those “i am a mother fucker” shirts.

  90. LMAO!! @ da black dude wen he says “ill fuck u up” after gettin his ass beat

  91. he asked for it

  92. “he leakin” lol

  93. too funny, u heard the dude in the background, “Beat that nigga ass”…lmao

  94. *dead* at the old woman screamin out like she was in church haha

  95. lol.. got his ass whipped thoroughly! Stop running off at the mouth! haha

  96. Lesson to be learned here: don’t fuck with war veterans, point blank.

  97. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSe3jABIyC4

  98. Some stupid kid got what he deserved, for being an ass in public. black / white it doesn’t matter. ignorance is ignorance.

  99. “Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with? That’s me.” – Gran Torino

  100. ^^^LMAOO

    GRAN TORINO MY SHIT

  101. You can get your merch here! http://www.diamonds-dinosaurs.com/

  102. “People just lose their shit while taking public transportation.”

    That’s the double truth.

  103. Of course they already have shirts out. Nothing will ever come close to that authentic “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” tee though. If he was smart he’d put it on ebay right now.

  104. I AM A MOTHERFUCKER!

  105. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08

    HI-LARIOUS!!!

  106. things like this make 2dopeboys not only my almost exclusive place to get music, but the best site on the internet
    i laughed at this for five minutes straight

    i am a motherucker shirt – 10 dollars
    ambalamps – 162 dollars
    talking shit and getting that ass beat – PRICELESS

    ignorance lost this round, about fucking time

  107. LMAO — black people wanna test a white man. He talking all that shit about beating his ass and he got the first swing the white man, 67 yrs old, beat the fuck out of him and was quick with his punches.

    His bitch stfu quick. He still was talking shit.

    Black people need to stfu and stop underestimating other races like you intimidate people.

    LMFAO!!!

  108. This shit is too funny. He punched him in the stomach then took a punch to the face and got dropped!

    Then as the man walked away he said “I’m fuck you up”

  109. lol that’s why muafuckas is shootin cause they don’t know how to fight no more, just professional talkers…”when I see him again ima kill that nigga” LOL stfu, his rah rah ass got his snot box rocked lol…yea man i ride public transportation out in the bay too (BART, etc.) and you just don’t test them crazy muafuckas that ride the shit man, just mind ya business, on the real lol

  110. rly happy i have a car and dont have to take public transportation anymore

  111. http://tomslick.spreadshirt.com
    Get yourself a Tom Slick shirt.

  112. I was watching this video all day yesterday !! This is classic. I’m glad it was filmed. Never judge a book by it’s cover !! Homie should’ve fell back when old man said “You ain’t scaring this white boy”. He’s never gonna live this down !! Just needs to pull a Kanye.

  113. interestingly enough, NONE of you noticed that the black guy was most definitely high or inebriated. i don’t think it was pure ignorance; even the punch he threw was that of someone messed up. the white guy is a bit crazy too, and it makes me feel a little sick to see that bloodshed, because that’s something that can mess you up for life: losing teeth, broken nose.

    alot of you guys are just laughing or talking tough but it’s a bigger issue than that. and the girl that filmed it is an enabler. she practically instigated the whole thing.

    its more than black v. white or ignorance. its drugs, alcohol, and the indifference of others.

    i don’t see how this is funny.

  114. This shit is funny as fuck…we’re having a contest over at http://www.anonymousinsolence.com/ for whoever can best translate what he’s saying at the end. Feel free to join in.

  115. lol old dude cleared out the bus..

  116. lol,white guy said “I’m 67 years old,u ain’t gonna kick my ass”,got up and left,nigga deserved to get his ass handed to him

  117. Less of a race issue, and more of one that questions self-control. The black dude could have easily brushed the misunderstanding of what the dude said off as a mistake (even if the old dude actually did say what he thought) and went on about his day. Instead, he started to make threats and people on the bus encouraged him to act on his threats. Gassing him. He could have let it be. He deserved it.

  118. haha awesome.

  119. Damn. smh at dude

  120. I Am A Motherfucker & Brin Me A Ambalamp T-Shirts!!!! ROFL Shits funny….

    http://www.zazzle.com/brin_me_a_ambalamp_tshirt-235794765981156292

  121. I like how right when the fight starts, the white lady in the back who was about to get on see’s dude getting fucked up an is like…”mm mmm fuck that” an leaves lol.

  122. damn…i bet his friends disowned him after he took that ass whoopin…plus he was curled in the fetal position. what a dunce

  123. typical ignorant nigga all talk no akshiiionn..

    White dude fucked him up!

  124. dumb black person gets his ass kicked by some old guy cuz he doesnt mind his own bussiness ( he even changed his seat) then after he gets his ass kicked one of his dumb black friends steal his groceries wtf?

  125. LMAO!
    I like how there’s a sign saying “Keep your City Clean and Safe” at the end.

  126. hahah.. O MAH GAWD!!!! i wanna be like that old white guy when i turn 65!!!!! lmaooo hes a bad ass motherfucker!!! lmaooo

  127. all these comments sayn the same thing….and its true!
    definition of a NIGGER right there! hahaa
    got what he deserved 2!!

  128. I LOVED SEEING THAT DUDE WITH THE PLAYED OUT CORNROLLS GET HIS WIG PUSHED BACK!!!!! THAT SHIT WAS DUMB FUNNY!!!!AND I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD BEAT THAT BITCHES ASS WHO STOLE HIS BAG BUT…..BUT SOME OF YOU COMMENTING WITH THAT RACIST “NIGGER” SHIT ARE MORE IGNORANT THAN ANYBODY IN THAT VIDEO.WHY ITS GOTTA BE ABOUT COLOR???? LAST TIME I HEARD SOMEBODY CALL SOMEBODY A “NIGGER” I KNOCKED THEM THE FUCK OUT AND I’M IRISH.

  129. I laughed so hard when I saw this shit. Homeboy with the corn rows fucked up trying to talk tough, shoulda just fell back- instead it’s cats all over the country (hell, maybe even world) laughing at him getting his ass whooped now. smh at that stupidity- I realized he was in for it after “You ain’t scarin’ this white boy!”, that was a fuckin dead giveaway that old dude wasn’t just talking.

  130. @quickV

    nah, this is more about getting people to shut up and act correctly than it is about drugs.

 

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