(2)Dope Freestyle Friday: Josh Theory’z Invocation

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So with the onset of the new year, I wanted to try something which I hope will get legs and continue on throughout the year: (2)Dope Freestyle Friday. With Bun B lacing the dopehouse a few days back I thought to myself, “Why not do this every week?” So I hit up the West Coast-based Language Artz crew, and they agreed to kick things off, with one member from the crew dropping off some bars over an instrumental we chose each Friday. Hopefully at the end of their run I can compile their tracks into one blend tape. Kicking off the inaugural (2)Dope Freestyle Friday is Josh Theory over Common’s “Invocation.” Lyrics under the cut.

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Mic is in session
No rapper alive can put me in a freezer
My life ends when God sends the subpoena
The angel of death is the bailiff
Gabriel I speak in a loud cadence
Never hell, I’m on Heaven’s playlist
For scrubs this is a brain Cesarean,
Section your rhymes old you octogenarians
I’m black skin but with the white heart of an Aryan evil,
The Ethiopian Evil Knievel
I’m doing stunts on this track, the crowd requested a 2nd act
I do a doughnut to reverse it back
Court’s in session, I’m Judge Theology
Thought for food the verse infused with collard greens
I only know 2 other rappers with my skill
One is in the mirror the others was born still
Fuck a pen pass the quill stab an octopus the ink spill
Soak it up write, welcome to Hitsville
And no apologies
For being sicker than having sex with a malaria infested nude colony
I’ma rare breed achieving the impossible J,
Bare backing Asian mermaids in the Galapagos
No emcee can see me
Might as well say I’m George Washington’s son that was born out of slavery

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~ by Meka on January 22, 2010.

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20 Responses to “(2)Dope Freestyle Friday: Josh Theory’z Invocation”

  1. Haha, that pics from 13th Witness. He’s pretty dope…

  2. Great idea.

    It would be cool if, maybe at the beginning of the week, you put up 2 beats and let us vote on which one we wanna hear the artist rhyme over.

  3. Or, instead of that ^(or maybe in addition), give lesser known emcees some shine on Fridays(only if they’re this dope though)

  4. Great idea.. he murdered this btw

  5. Hey Meka, can I record a freestyle? You won’t have to worry about checking your email for, it’ll probably come through your window on a CD carried by two white doves.

  6. Dope

  7. This dude sounds like Common.

  8. shits heavy.. I fux with this

  9. This beat goes in and the Lyrics go in… Thanks Meka…

  10. This was dope all around and love the idea… would be cool to do something with different MCs all from the same city…my request: Grynch, Macklemore, Geologic, D. Black, RA Scion, Thig Natural, Sol, etc. reppin Seattle!

  11. i like the idea. but you should definitely jump to a different group like each month or something.

  12. this was dope nice idea

    and someone needs to leak that mayer hawthorne mixtape immediately

  13. yo where is that pic from, holy fuck. Is it from a video or somethin?

  14. ^ 13th Witness

  15. Dope Addition to the 2Dope House!

  16. quick question: there’s a chance that you’ll get a verse that is… trash. will you still post it?

  17. Josh Theory goes in over this beat…

  18. get Forte

  19. Theory was hotter than the beat! I love hearing hot rap cats from the West Coast represent hard core but not too gangsta! Illmatic indeed!

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