You Lucky Bastard: Kanye West Edition

“She gotta body, make a ni**a wanna eat that.” - Notorious B.I.G., “I Got A Story To Tell”

Her head may resemble a Wimbledon ball, but lordamercy at the rest.

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~ by Meka on July 25, 2009.

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40 Responses to “You Lucky Bastard: Kanye West Edition”

  1. I seen at least 5 hookers last night that would smash on this chemo patient ass bitch. and thats real.

    CW said this on July 25th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

  2. a wimbledon ball? So whats a french open ball look like?

    blazer said this on July 25th, 2009 at 6:23 pm

  3. I read wimbledon ball and her head immediately became neon green, lol. She sounds so Guido.

    She is such a Freak (:21 – :23)

    Cr!tical said this on July 25th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

  4. She from Nu Joizzzy now?

    jei said this on July 25th, 2009 at 6:57 pm

  5. “chemo patient ass bitch”

    dude that was so fucking unnecessary!!!asshole

    dRE-FRESH said this on July 25th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

  6. chemo patient ass bitch

    ^^^^ DAM NIGGA I WAS GANNA SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THAT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Ghost In The Shell said this on July 25th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

  7. remember dan akroyd in CONEHEADS!??!?!

    truthbetold said this on July 25th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

  8. ^ remember the “hot” conehead that farley was smashing up in coneheads!!

    bushytop said this on July 25th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

  9. give her a medal. she actually dresses herself.

    the interrupter said this on July 25th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

  10. well i would smash

    DP said this on July 25th, 2009 at 8:29 pm

  11. idk man i dont think i would want my boys to know i got wit a bald head bitch

    DocCosmos said this on July 25th, 2009 at 8:41 pm

  12. ^lol

    i wanna put rubbing alcohol in my hand and slap the back of her head

    markeith504 said this on July 25th, 2009 at 8:56 pm

  13. and whats with the females cuttin there hair. solange just did it

    “you had the nerve to cut ya hair low like a nigga, bitch yo head look like a dirty tennis ball”-mike epps, T.I.’s King Album

    markeith504 said this on July 25th, 2009 at 9:05 pm

  14. I would not smash. Even if she had hair, there’d be a list so goddamn long of bitches I’d rather fuck instead.

    Adup said this on July 25th, 2009 at 9:18 pm

  15. She’s a total butterface. She’d need to wear a paper bag over her head first

    boss said this on July 25th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

  16. my sister helped her out in american apparel soho this week, and two of her credit cards got denied

    lazerguncarrier said this on July 25th, 2009 at 10:27 pm

  17. yall trippin id fuck her till my dick fell off. so what if she got a fade. her body is dope as hell n she def a freak!

    kdjuggernaut said this on July 25th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

  18. lol its hilarious cuz wen yeezy called my boy negotiatin a record deal contract this sexy bitch was with him this the first ive seen what she looks like

    kdjuggernaut said this on July 25th, 2009 at 10:40 pm

  19. The chemo line was grimy. lol, but what’s she known for again?

    marlymarrr said this on July 25th, 2009 at 11:01 pm

  20. Damn. I never heard her talk before and I have to say I did not expect for her to have that accent. I thought she would have some English accent. lol

    byahbyah said this on July 25th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

  21. SHES SOME STUCK UP BALD BITCH, BITCH LOOKS LIKE RIPLEY FROM ALIEN 3

    marlostanfield85 said this on July 25th, 2009 at 11:14 pm

  22. No wonder hip hop is the most judgemental genre…just gotta read the comments. She is extremely hot and seems really nice.

    Try being positive, it feels good.

    Tommy said this on July 25th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

  23. can someone explain to me how and why she’s famous?
    other than being kanye west’s main squeeze?

    t1ct4c said this on July 25th, 2009 at 11:36 pm

  24. Yea, I watched this video and couldnt help but think or Guess, what it would feel like if she had those Lips on the D? ;-) And then I snapped out of it… splash on her face, pull my pants up and leave em like I do now…
    Shes not famous, there fore I cant not be me

    pretty, but somethings missing haha

    Jamel said this on July 26th, 2009 at 12:03 am

  25. the lips > her bald head

    iGotit4Cheap said this on July 26th, 2009 at 12:38 am

  26. lol its no surprise that she dresses herself….

    o.O said this on July 26th, 2009 at 12:56 am

  27. I’d definitely crush, shorty look like she gives some mean top… But I rock a baldie too, so it just wouldnt work out overall… TWO bald muthafuckas? nah…

    Cage said this on July 26th, 2009 at 3:07 am

  28. ya’ll talk bout how you wouldn’t smash like you already smashin something better! don’t even front wit that, she’d be the best 99% a you fools ever had! I’d smash twice and that’s just before breakfast!

    bigdog said this on July 26th, 2009 at 5:59 am

  29. “I’m fuckin wit ya” – Notorious B.I.G.

    A said this on July 26th, 2009 at 7:01 am

  30. When I first read what you wrote I was like are you joking? because all i saw was the screen shot of the video of her dome piece,than the did the up and down…okayyyyyyyyyyyyyy,id smash

    DV said this on July 26th, 2009 at 8:02 am

  31. she can
    get it

    Stephon said this on July 26th, 2009 at 8:04 am

  32. psh, i would hit it.

    d . said this on July 26th, 2009 at 9:38 am

  33. to bigdog no lie i am with somethin better
    my chicks white/flip/mex 5’5″ 116 lbs and a full head of brown hair thats already better

    markeith504 said this on July 26th, 2009 at 9:39 am

  34. @markeith504
    you fuckin a mutt duke……

    Serious said this on July 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

  35. Lucky is an understatement.

    Brandon said this on July 26th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

  36. She looks like one of the coneheads in this, I’ll pass.

    Vatkeezy said this on July 26th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

  37. Every girl that has less hair on her head than me is skippable.. And I aint even got that many hair! Close call..

    Body is fine though, but I rather have some loose hairs in my bed the next morning than the wall being sanded by her head..

    Rubief said this on July 26th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

  38. [...] Im over at 2dopeboyz and Im looking at this video of Amber Rose, the video was ok, she’s fine (common knowledge) [...]

    Random Comments « The Random Blog About Nothing said this on July 26th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

  39. Wow, WHAT A BODY. And you can tell she’s definitely a freak in the bed! I don’t believe a single dopeboy who claims they’d ‘pass’ on her!

    Drake said this on July 26th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

  40. id suck a fart out that asss……

    boston said this on July 27th, 2009 at 6:17 am

 

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