“Oof alert! Remember that time you were drinking Purple Stuff with your buddies and throwing out possible mashup project titles: Weezyer, The Fall…Out Boy, Animal Collective [ft. Animal from the Muppets], Jaydiohead. It was dumb; it was great. But there’s a difference between spitballing while listening to The Grey Album and actually making a full 10-song album of Jay-Z/Radiohead smashups and calling it Jaydiohead, which is exactly what some New York City guy named Minty Fresh Beats just did. Jay-Z raps, Radiohead play, and you listen curiously for about a minute before groaning. Will somebody please stop the madness?

Who has patience for this type of thing in 2009? Even Girl Talk faltered when he put Jay’s “Roc Boys” over “Paranoid Android” on Feed the Animals– and that was just 30 seconds of Jaydio-ness. This is 38.1 mintues worth! The best thing to come out of the project are the titles, which often cross over into so-bad-they’re-amazing territory. There’s the possibly Wall-E-inspired “Dirt Off Your Android” and, our personal favorite, “Lucifer’s Jigsaw”, which sounds like a very difficult puzzle. Of course, this isn’t the first time some dude (it’s always a dude) downloaded Jay-Z a cappellas and put them over his favorite subversive rock band (lest we remind you of The Slack Album). And it won’t be the last time. It should be the last time.”

IMA PEEP THIS

Not even close, the best band in the world for the past 10 years is far from it