The World According to Squijee (aka T.W.A.T.S.) – The Introduction (Video)

Being a fan of QN5 for as many years as I have been, you’ve come to enjoy the fuck out of Squijee. Hilarious! This is his YouTube premier as he hasn’t had an internet connection for 6 years! Hit the jump for a special message from the *insert whatever the hell he is* himself that I grabbed from the QN5 website.


Um, hello? Um, hi. What the FUCK is good yall!

I know you was all prolly wondering where I was and shit, but I’m back yo! I haven’t had an internet connection in 6 years man, but now I’m all up on this internets shit and I got mad bitches on my dingaling. Anyways I’m here to let you know that I’m sick of corny muffuckas getting shine off this internets shit and I got my own thing now.

You should add me @ the YouTubes, the Facebooks, and follow me on the Twitters! It’s a new year and I got alot to say!

I’m way cooler than that loser ass tickling friend of yours taking up space in your profile. MAKE ROOM FOR ME IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE OR I WILL CARVE YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPORK AND BUST MY NUTS ALL UP IN THE IN THE WOUND AND THEN I WIL…OH…. Um…

Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes.

Peace B*tch!
-Squijee.

PS. I fucked Tay Zonday’s Hamster.

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~ by Shake on January 1, 2009.

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5 Responses to “The World According to Squijee (aka T.W.A.T.S.) – The Introduction (Video)”

  1. lmao. hope this means new efamm is on the way

  2. lol idk wat to make of it but it was funny

  3. lmao. the handlebar part is hilarious!

  4. ok, not knowing “chocolate rain” man’s real name set me up for a loss. i thought it was some porn chick…

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