It’s Safe to Say…

…Shake was three miles beyond fucked up last night. Above is a text I sent. Yea… let’s party.

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36 Responses to “It’s Safe to Say…”

  1. thats never good. drunk text romeo?

  2. i just literally tried to break that down with my drunk textin skills and i still got nothin…ima fucka jaw? thats good shit no matter what it was meant to say hahahaaha

  3. i know right? ive been trying to decypher this shit all day.

  4. LOL…..man, what the hell was this SUPPOSED to say?! LOL

  5. Lol i know something about the drunk texts; i’m guilty of sending many to this girl i was feel’n, but only when i was wasted tho.

    Lol…Its pretty hard tryna decipher that is it code for something

  6. your a cunt Shake

  7. die slow mcgirt. i hope mindy stabs you in your sleep haha.

  8. *You’re a cunt, Shake.

    I guess you’re just illiterate.

  9. Never cunt. A female will not be the death of me. But maybe your should work on getting some cunt for once cunt.

    Now I got some random cunt tryin be be a damn English teacher. Musta forgot I was in class not on the streets.

  10. this should be a weekly series

  11. really? cuzz i actually thought you were on the internet, not on the streets..

  12. I think I deciphered this shit.

    “She is hot. I think I’m going to fuck her. You cannot hit though. You just have to go jack off.

    Oh, you mad? :-(“

  13. imma fucka raw? yeah shake…i dont know bout this text, man ive never been that fucked up

  14. Your real observant there aren’t you j.deezy.

  15. wow. you’ve surpassed me. i’m not even trying to embarass my dude with the drunk text i sent him.

  16. lmfao. I think AyyDee got it pretty good.

    This is impressive though.

  17. 10/10 to AyyDee.
    This shit brings back memories. One time my ex told me I sent her like 42 messages in one night, and I couldn’t remember any of them. She was sly man, she got a lot of info out of me that night lol. Never again.

  18. Damn… I’ve had some bad drunk texts but I can usually understand more than one word the next day! What were you drinkin???

  19. loooks llike someone neeeds that new gmail app for there sidekick that prevents drunk e-mails by gettting you to answer some math questions

  20. Texting while drunk.

    Kids think twice before pressing that button.

    Message brought to you by MADT (MOTHERS AGANIST DRUNK TEXTING).

  21. HAha
    Drunk Texting FTL…i have had way to many of these which scrwed me over :(
    also Drunk Facebooking for the loss, just did this the other night and lost a friend :(. o well

  22. lol
    ahhh the memories…

  23. nah nah ayedee, i think the part with the “shae” is meant to say shake

  24. LOL u need to work on that drunk sidekick txt game sir, i’m not much better than that though. Post more *CurT@!n$* plz

  25. lmbo haha…

  26. LMAO!!!!!!

  27. Ive been in the same situation

  28. my girl sent me ones worse than that before

  29. haha nice! Blu just uploaded some new songs on his page but no links! They sound amazing, especially WeGOtU! I need them on the ipod!!!!

  30. reminds me of freshmen year of college. to be young and drunk again…

  31. [...] heard so far. Now excuse me as I head off to get some drinks. Let’s see if I can get on this level again [...]

  32. [...] heard so far. Now excuse me as I head off to get some drinks. Let’s see if I can get on this level again [...]

  33. Man. Hope you arent driving when you get like this.

  34. LMAO. I think it’s safe to say AyyDee got the closest to it. This is classic, I agree it should be a weekly series.

  35. lmao at least shit like that will probably never happen with me since I don’t drink lol that’s kind of funny & random as hell though this should be one of those whatever you call them random posts Shake

  36. HILARIOUS!!!!1

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