Random Acts of Fuckery: Memphis “Garnier” Bleek Edition

As I’m watching these crazy fucks do Big Air at the X-Games, William shoots me this RANDOM ass music video of Hov’s weed carrier alongside Code Green to represent for the female hair products. Sidebar: Meka knew how to pronounce Garnier when he saw this post in draft.

20 Responses to “Random Acts of Fuckery: Memphis “Garnier” Bleek Edition”

  1. LOL…..WOW! I guess after a certain point you just have to say “Man F it…money is money” LOL

  2. nigga gotta eat!

  3. wtf i guess

  4. Okay, forreal now. Jay really needs to throw this dude a bone. He’s clearly struggling out there. I mean, they barely gave homeboy 16 bars on this. Cold man.

  5. I’m now accepting donations via paypal to help out Memphis Bleek.

    Not gonna lie though, I’ll probably just keep the money myself. But I’ll wish I could’ve given it to Bleek. If he didn’t regret this immediately after doing it, he surely regretted it after he blew through the 500 bucks he got for playing himself.

  6. transatlantic lost

  7. Memph needs to stay close
    cuz this wasn’t a good move
    for his [cough] ‘career’

  8. Wow…I was in disbelief til I saw him spit a 16 about silky smooth white woman hair…Forreal, Bleek?!

  9. Bleek could be one hit away his whole career
    As long as I’m alive, he’s a millionaire
    And even if I die, he’s in my will somewhere
    So he can just kick back and chill somewhere, oh yeah
    He don’t even have to write rhymes
    The Dynasty like my money last three lifetimes

    bleek won

  10. Somebody fire the ad exec who green lighted this sh*t

    Why does the Spanish chick haft to be on some maid ish?

    Memph prolly got a decent check and some chocha out the deal tho…

  11. Yall are forgeting that Hov runs a ad agency now.. So obviously Jay laced the boy who had really nothing to lose as far as street cred to give ‘Garnier’ the “Street Cred” they asked for when they came knocking.. Yall are sayin dude needs money but he prolly seen some NICE bread of this sell-out shit…

    I’m just saying because it’s Bleek I can smell Translation Advertising or Steve and Hov all over it

  12. The fuck kinda ad is this?
    Is this a fuckin’ MTV music video…is it gon’ be on 106 & Park Countdown? 3 minutes & 59 seconds of hair care commercial?

    Who are these chicks & who made that beat? Garnier lost. I ain’t gon’ say Memph lost..well, in a way he did. But, I don’t believe he lost financially, which I’m sure he did this for…finances. I hope

  13. I am in utter disbelief, first off they did a whole track about some phckin hair product and then of all people BLEEK????? I remember when this cat was Coming of Age — what happened?

  14. Wtf???

  15. [...] I was this close to giving this the RAoF stamp. Big Snoop Dogg joins Akshay Kumar for a new video. Anyone notice the similarities to the shots of Snoop and the girls to Memphis Bleek’s latest RAoF. [...]

  16. [...] best part is how he tries to explain his spokesperson status. I don’t really need to explain myself [...]

  17. i think i just died laughing. the 16 itself wasn’t horrible…but I mean forreal? I wonder if Hov co-signed this?

  18. [...] Oh wait, it just did. Shesus Khryst, someone needs an intervention quickfast. [...]

  19. [...] These days Memphis Bleek continues to Rick-Roll whomever’s in earshot via God(dess)-awful mixtapes, and still threatening to violate the laws of ASCAP by promising to release The Process, in between picking up rib tips for Jay (as seen in the Backstage movie) and pushing off Garnier conditioning products. [...]

  20. [...] been the employee of the month there for years now. At the very least, maybe they can land a Garnier commercial. Bleek should definitely get some sort of plaque for creating his own lane of losing for that one. [...]

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