I thought it was “Elroy” as in “Elroy Jetson,” but let the contents of this email describe to you this new dance craze:
“From where Crank Dat left off, this new dance sensation was inspired by a Southern crackhead dancing…. (no I’m not making this up). The unofficial video and its spin-offs have already received over 600k views on YouTube.”
We need a board.
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Oh no…
Meka said:
We need a board.
Dart says: No, Meka. We NEED to pray.
*Bows head and prays for us all*
One.
HAHAHAHA, that shit is better than Crank Dat Soulja Boy. Shit is like breakdancing. I wouldn’t be doing it..and I don’t think it will catch on, because it’s more complex than that other “dance” LMAO
crank dat flying squirrel
>> crank dat flying squirrel
“When we get a bunch of little teenage black kids doing their own YouTube videos of it, it’s really quite a phenomenon”
…. no words
besides ‘puke’ & ‘waste of garage band’.
what .. the … fuck .. is thiiiiis!!
Crank Dat Retard!
lmao @ jron
The SOUTH LOST. Where’s Bun B when we need him?
He right there where he always been…keeping it Trill. I’m from the South & that’s how shit is. I personally don’t fuck wit it…I’m the opposite of 95% of rappers out the South. It’s really a shame that this kinda shit overtakes lyrical shit & well-crafted beats. I don’t see how Souljah Boy sold so much. It’s beyond me.
I’m outraged right now at this video and this song and it makes me want to become violent.
The south lost? Nahhhhh hip-hop lost how about that.
^^^ Good call!
this was some retard shit
definitely certified fuckery……..fuggin retarded.
wow…
im sorry, but before we can bust heads and revolutionize on some white people
we gotta reevaluate why we’re doin bullshit like this, family.
like seein’ a white boy rockin’ nas’ “Nigger” shirt.
smh
This is exactly why Nas made the Nigger album. For ignorant people like ya’ll. You sittin’ up here ridiculing these people, that’s just as ignorant as them making this dance; since ya’ll saying they retards for doing it. You ain’t making shit no better by saying the things you saying. I bet most of you would be the same ones ready to fight if a white man called you a nigger. Then you would be playing the role. When Nas 1st mentioned the album, he said it was to desensitize the word. Not for black people to get all hyped up & overly proud about nothing. You talking bout a white boy wit a Nigger shirt on, that’s some ignorant shit for you to say. You need to reevaluate what you just said before you try to MLK some shit.
my little brother, who is 14 years old, loves all this crank dat stuff and I can’t seem to pry him away from it….
it’s almost hopeless
HAHAHAHAHAHA… this dude takes himself seriously
AyyDee…
i really dont know wat to say xcept first
if a white man calls me nigger, he better have 5 1/2 feet dug out for his ass.
im not playing a “role”. white man runs everything…you heard me??
EVERYTHING!
what you got the white man aint had his hands on?
look here, whats so great about imitating a crackhead? why should i be proud of this? i used the white boy in a nigger shirt as an example. white man uses shit like this to mock us. white man tries to keep us down by telling us keep ourselves down
second
no shit Nas wants to desensitize the word, i do to, but does that make it okay for white people to get away with calling us niggers??
finally
no shit what i say wont make shit any better. but lemme ask you this, how does this kinda stuff not make things worse?